or impale them on coat hangers.
OK, I’ll shut up. But forgive me, it’s a pet peeve of mine.
They should be edible and made from the same marshmallowy substance as Circus Peanuts.
And they say it’s teh gheys who are sexualizing our kids.
I prefer “forced birthers,” myself. Encapsulates the issue neatly.
A soft squishy fetus is not a toy,
No my boy;
Not a toy to fondle and dandle
And playfully handle
In search of some puerile joy.
No, a soft squishy fetus is not,
Definitely not a toy.
Why would she have to? If PETA managed to slip some cute baby calf toys into these showbags and resisted the urge to cover them in blood or anything stupid like that, does this force the parent to teach their kid about veal? No, it does not.
I think this is a great strategy. Unless I missed something there’s nothing sensitive or factually untrue on the brochure that came with it, just an explanation of how developed the fetus is at different stages. And it should not hurt the pro-choice side either: if your support for abortion is just, it should be defensible even if people know what you’re killing. If, eight to ten years down the line, you cannot say “Yes, the embryo’s heart started beating at week 4, but abortion is a morally correct choice because A, B and C,” it is you who is at fault, not the person who stopped you bolstering your argument with ignorance.
It would be fun to stand outside the church these assholes go to and hand out condoms to their 6 year olds. With illustrated instructional booklets explaining how and why they are used.
I assume you;re fine with my condom idea as well, right? I mean, I would make sure the pamphlet was factual.
You should do that, Elizabeth. And then, when you’re at your trial explaining that you’re not a pedophile, you’ll have an even better forum to present your opinions.
Me, I’m anti-life. It’s also why I support the use of condoms and lots of ghey buttsecks.
I’m also disappointed that these fetuses were not edible, as they were slipped into “candy bags”. Ideally, they would’ve been filled with some sort of sour cherry gel that would gush out when you bit their heads off. 
See post #17.
But you can load them onto a truck with pitchforks. Unlike bowling balls.
So, how would they fit up the asses of anti-choicers? Since if someone did that to my kids when they were little there is some chance that would be where they would wind up. Now the kids are old enough to do it themselves.
I wonder if the fetuses come in any shade other than Caucasian.
In any case, I hope somebody thinks to save them for the King Cakes. Especially if the King Cakes are a little undercooked.
The whole plan will backfire when the kids see how easily their new toys get sucked into the vacuum cleaner.
For some reason the first thing I thought of after reading the article was, “I wonder if those toys are a choking hazard?”
Wait wait… you mean they WEREN’T meant to be eaten??
Oops, I just thought mine was a little chewy…
Why is this pedophilia, and handing kids a fetus is just information? I’m all about education.
Just tell the kids that they’re water balloons… which in a manner of speaking…
Yeah they totally missed the boat on this. I was thinking gummies myself because then you could have different flavors of fetuses to eat.