The Holocaust. It’s probably one of the worst things ever.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
A horse walks into a bar, so the bartender called animal control.
Why do black people love fried chicken?
Because it’s delicious.
A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar, where they each order a beer, except the imam, because Muslims don’t drink alcohol.
What did the hobo get for Christmas?
Nothing. He’s homeless and estranged from his family.
How do you make a fireman cry?
You murder his entire family.
What did the cow say to the horse?
Moo.
Why did the hot blonde woman get fired from the accountant’s office?
A traveling salesman has car trouble, and asks the farmer if he stay the night. The farmer says, “OK, but I don’t have a daughter.” The salesman exclaims, “My God, I’m in the wrong joke!”
Two gentile businessmen meet on the street. One says to the other “How’s your business going?” The other answers “Just fine, thanks for asking. How’s yours.” The first says “Fine. Well, have a good day.”
A gentile is supposed to have dinner with his mother, but he realizes that he will have to work late. He calls her up and says “I’m really sorry, Mom, but I can’t make it. Could we do it tomorrow?” She answers “Sure. I haven’t even started cooking, and everything will keep in the fridge until tomorrow.”
A gentile walks into a clothing store, immediately sees a jacket he likes and asks the price. Upon being told it is $600, he says “That’s fine. Do you take Discover?”
A group of gentiles want to go out to eat together. The discuss where they would like to go. No one has any special dietary needs, or thinks that some of the best restaurants overcharge, so they decide to go to the place that is closest.
Two gentiles walk into a bar. They order beer on tap, and pay for it.