You people actually believe that this guy is serious?
Well, I thought David Icke was a joke…
Well, he IS…but he doesn’t think so.
This guy talks the talk a little too well to be joking.
There is nothing on his site that suggests it is a joke - all his links go to the sites they say - and they all appear serious.
If it IS a spoof, his sense of humor is so subtle as to be nonexistent.
But since he advocates arresting people before they commit a crime, I suggest we report his sorry little ass to the FBI before he turns into a Timothy McVeigh or a Unabomber.
Or, we could all chip in to buy him a one-way ticket to the police state of his choice.
:mad: I cant believe this guy. Where in the world did he come from. Hes the one in need of a mental hospital. :wally:wally
Tee hee! I get it!
He supports the death penalty for vampirism. That tipped it off to me.
Meaning they don’t exist? I agree that there aren’t beings who are immortal unless you leave them out in the sun, but there ARE people out there who drink blood and refer to themselves as vampires.
Which is probably what he is talking about.
I actually met some people Friday night who sort of remind me of this guy…
My friends and I were leaving a down town free concert here in Atlanta, and since rock music is evil, naturally there were plenty of religious protesters to tell me how much Jesus loves me. We asked some of these protesters if they had Chick Tracts, but they said that since he raised the price they can’t afford them any more.
So I started talking about how much I love Jack Chick and how he’s such a great man… The funny thing about this is that I have shoulder length hair (I’m a guy), wear a grey bandana on my head, and was wearing a Grateful Dead T-shirt. They still beleived we were serious. A friend of mine said that his favorite Chick Tract was the one where the Catholics went to hell for doing good deeds. So the fundies explained to us that they were in fact independent Baptists and not Catholics. Finally I think something clicked in their little hard-wired brains when they asked in all seriousness “Are y’all just bein’ sarcastic?” Of course I denied it and walked away before I burst out laughing.
Another funny thing is that there was a truck circling the park where the concert was, and it said on the side “Jesus’s life wasn’t pointless. Neither is yours.” and it showed a nail with blood on the point.
I never thought that people like that actually existed.
This guy is an idiot. And his list of crimes is incomplete!
He forgot to outlaw taking a shit. And what about flogging for people who mis-spell words?
I went to an Ozzy Osbourne concert a while ago. While waiting outside for the doors to open, some fundamentalists came and started yelling and waiving signs. I recognized a classmate of mine from college, so I went over and we chatted for about 10 minutes through the chain-link fence. Then we both went back to the groups and resumed yelling at each other. :dubious: Surreal experience, I tell you.
And this thread is bumped because …?
matt: At least he said nipple.
I’m not sure why the thread was bumped, but this in the guy’s site made me laugh:
He’s GOT to be kidding. Really. Just five seconds of thought would dispell why most of these are very bad ideas.
- Prison cells are about 6’ x 10’ right now. Halving them would actually make them too small to lie down in.
- Keeping prisoners in their cells 24/7 is likely to make them lose their minds, which of course makes rehabilitation an impossibility.
- Bread and butter? They’d die of nutritional deficiencies.
- & )5 See #2 above.
- & 7) I think we have this constitutional thing about making the punishment fit the crime.
It’s easy to think a guy like this is kidding because his ideas are so strict and punitive. But then… look at the Taliban. They were pretty real.