Throws a water balllon at brats old sandwhich—Taste it yourself
::uses the force to throw very large water balloons on Anti while gun is jammed::
Cheap, I know, but being a newbie I have to immediately establish my bad-assedness.
Smoothie turns a fire hose on ChrisP. I’ve got him Anti Pro, you see if you can’t get the rest of the group subdued.
It’s time to put an end to this silly little water war! Ok God! Let er’ rip!
Begins to rain for the next 40 days and 40 nights
Ok everyone, hop on the ark that I made while the thread was dying. We will find another place for us.
Hey Smooth - I don’t see any unicorns on board - you forgot 'em!!They can’t swim!!
Clinging on a floating log
Maybe this wasn’t such a good idea afterall…
Did you think that was an oversight? :more evil laughter:
:::::Throwing wintergreen lifesavers to MrSlam:::: Here, this should help, I’d throw you these big white ones with SSSmoothie on them, but we’re using them to sit on, sorrrrrrrrrrryyyy!!! Okay, where is the cooler with the ice??
Hey, are we still doing this? Cool!
::: takes bite of questionable tuna sandwich :::
Good news, Brat! Only the domestic sandwiches spoil quickly! This wild one’s still good as new.
::: opens industrial sized cooler, hands out cold ones :::
You guys are lucky I was able to drag this thing onto the Ark all by myself! Where’s your trusty partner when you need him? Anyway, here ya go, Anti, enjoy!
::uses the Force to stop the rain::
turns to smooth with dual SS 100’s
SSSSplooooossssshhhhh. Where’s your firehose now?
Bwahaha!
Hey Sunny, you can be my sidekick, that is, if you’re lookin’ for a real hero…
That’s what I thought. No one is woman enough on this ark to stand up to me and my hopefully(?) trusty sidekick, Sunshine. We are the tag-team waterfight champions of the world…
I’m sorry, ChrisP, but I’m not a free agent. You’ll have to negotiate a trade with my current hero/partner, BratMan. Possibly for an early pick in next year’s sidekick draft?
I invented a device for my lawn hose 2 years ago, since I couldn’t afford a mechanical pressure washer. If I get this bugger out, I aim at you, you’re going down! Bwahahahaha! It emits a focused, high-pressure, long-distance stream. Range is approximately 20 yards.
going into “Bruce Campbell as Ash, in Army Of Darkness” mode:
"Alright…who wants some? Who’s next? huh? You want some? You want a little? you! You want some, huh! Do ya?"
SmoothOperator pushes ChrisP off of the ark and throws him a SSSSmoothie lifesaver. :evil laughter: No one challenges me on my ark and gets away with it. If I don’t have room for unicorns then I don’t have room for rivals. Sunshine, don’t help him. Well I guess that you can throw him a line so that he is dragged behind the ark. Where is that dove with an olive branch? Hasn’t the water subsided yet? :blatant biblical plot:
No problem, Smooth. That questionable tuna sandwich I ate earlier is making me seasick!
Where are we headed anyway?
Okay Sunshine, how about Allies then? As for you Smoothie, maybe you didn’t catch the part where I used the Force, you know, and like, made it stop raining. That’s okay, though, when you are that wet, it’s hard to tell. I just climb this rope to the top and…there we go…back on the boat. I have reloaded my SS100’s with Canola Oil and now I’m ready for some hunting. hehe. Hey Smoothie. Take this!
Splooooossssshhhh. Squish Squish Squish. Smoothie falls, the floor covered in canola oil and is unable to grasp her watergun or her hose for that matter.
Check…
And here’s a shot for Magical. Splllloooosssshhh. That should slow you down, nothing like a little Canola oil to bring fun into this fight. (man, I really should start making friends in this war)
This is my boat now.
I guess no one wants to play. Does that make me the undisputable champion?!?
Gee, thanks Anti-Pro! I’m sure glad my bad breath won’t offend you when I start screaming out in fear and pain as the icy water fills my lungs, and I slowly drown in this endless sea.
Crunch …hey! Sparks!
Glub, glub GASP! Cough!