Can’t…get…any…traction. Must…get…up…and…defend…myself!
Here you go SeniorSlam. throws a rope and pulls him up…with the Force of course What do say we team up, and take over the boat?
Ha, I guess I win, if everyone loses intrest raises guns in the air like he just don’t care
:^)
::: thinking quickly, Sunshine aims her glorious wet cleavage at ChrisP, thereby rendering his use of the Force ineffective, as well as placing him into a boobie-induced trance :::
Ok, that oughta help, Smooth! What next?
Ah but you are mistaken, you may have disabled the force, but I am wearing my cleavage-blocking-water-fight goggles. Oh yes, I’m smarter than I look. Here let me oil you up!
Spppplllllooooooosssshhhhh.
trying to think of something witty to say about sunshine and oil, but nothing comes to mind
::::::helping Smoothie the Operator up::::::::::::: gotta be careful around here!!
Your welcome for the life savers, MrSlam!! Good breath is always a must for the hereafter ya know!!
Chris there is NO such thing as ‘Cleavage-blockage-water fight goggles!’ Everyone knows that the Congress blocked the bill #T!2 that would have allowed that kind of technology into the good ol U S of A!!!
AND this fight doesn’t end till Smoothie SAYS so, and she hain’t said so yet!! :::::::::Soaking Chris with baby oil and water machine gun blasters dyed green:::::::::::::
Yo ho ho, me hearties, looks like we got a Chris Green bean aboard!! Hey Pod Boy, what about that??? 
It sure is good to be out of the water!
Pulls out a Super Soaker 4000 XG
Now, Take this everyone!
SPLOOSH! SPLOOSH!
(Misses everyone but soaks the Ark)
Uh-oh…
This water gun is filled with gasoline! Good thing no one here smokes, eh? We’d be in a bit of trouble then, now wouldn’t we?
I’ll just carelessly forget that I sprayed gasoline everywhere and get my water filled gun outta’ this box here…
Rummage
Hmmm…oily rages… lighter fluid… Nitro… PEZ dispenser…