For those of you who don’t know, Hiroyuki Nishigaki, is the author of How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way? He seems to have written another book: Rejuvenation and Unveiled Hidden Phenix: Carlos Castaneda Shamanism Plus a After His Death and it looks to offer more of the same!
How many things like this can you see before it’s just not funny anymore?
Dunno. I’ve been looking at whacked out stuff like this for close to 20 years now and still find it funny!
Oh, I think I know why the “Phenix” is hidden. It’s missing an “o”.
Soon to be a thread title:
“Ask The Anus Clenching Guy”
Soon to be a Pit thread title:
“Anybody Else Sick of the ‘Ask the Anus Clenching Guy’ Threads?”
Is he related to the goatse guy?
Actually, I think the phrase, “…Malarkey? or Effective way.” should go into heavy rotation for thread starters.
Will you be laughing when I’m finally able to cut the pipe of floating devil above my head?
No, I didn’t think so.
Don’t click on this link unless you want a graphic picture of someone “good-bying” their depression. Definitely not safe for work, or anyplace else for that matter.
Raisinbread, you may find that posting this link was a bad idea.
It’s not missing, it’s clenched.
Dear raisinbread, from the registration agreement
It seems self-evident to me, but perhaps not to you, that one should not link to a webpage that has an 18 or over warning. Do not link to that site or a similar picture again. Consider this a Moderator™ official© warning®.
JoeyG - a little hint: when someone links to an objectionable site, do not quote the post and leave the link in the quoted text, forcing me to edit two posts instead of one.
The other day on Something Awful, Lowtax was talking about what’s what on the intarweb these days.
“News parody websites are currently the number two source of humor on the Internet, the first one being ‘disguised goatse links.’ If you’d like to read more about disguised goatse links, please refer to this CNN article…(which of course was a disguised goatse link).”
You must not have noticed, I changed the link to “http://removed” in my quote.
I’m not as dumb as I look 
Ah yes, but on the other hand, I am. 
[My Mom]Of course not. There’s no way you could possibly be that dumb.[/My Mom]
James Bond: You know, you’re cleverer than you look!
Q: Better than looking cleverer than you are.