Any advice for Andy Burnham on meeting Trump?

As the title says. Burnham is, of course, our latest PM.

Praise him with great praise and push a single agenda item.
Trump is an massive egotist, so praise.



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Mr. Burnham is, according to Wikipedia, the antithesis of the barely animated hairpiece that is tasked with running the USA. He’s practically a goddamn communist!

While I do not put too much faith in UK politicians in general, this “radical leftist” will be more than a match for Trump and will run rings around him… to the great satisfaction of all tiers of society from the readers of the Sun to readers of the Telegraph.

And Trump’s extraordinarily stunted sense of humour will cause him to miss all the barbs and he’ll smile inanely as ever.

Then someone will explain the insults to him later and Trump will post something like 'BOMB THE VERY LOW RATINGS UK" at 3am.

Don’t.

That’s my advice.

The more real national leaders who refuse to meet with him, the less damage he will be able to do to both their country and the United States. It will also send a message that they are not going to assist him in normalizing his behavior and rhetoric.

Can you imagine Trump sitting alone in the UN cafeteria, eating hamberders by himself.

Cheeseberder in solitary!

Don’t give even a millimeter of an inch.

Keep your wallet in a front pocket. On a chain. And empty of cash or any anonymously-negotiable valuables.

I recall Trump the first term meeting up with then Prince Charles and they were discussing climate change. Trump the Fool contended that regarding climate, the U.S. had sunny skies and nice air.
Charles kept a stiff upper lip.

Tell him what he wants to hear and he’ll give you anything you want.

A slight possibility of this happening in a fair fight…which means there is no chance of all of this happening.

Apparently they agreed… That Iran must not have nuclear weapons.

I would said, try to stay up-wind.

If there is something you want from him, carefully plan and extensively rehearse your praise and worship for the Lord and savior.

Like the Queen of Hearts. “Off with his head.”