If they ever made a Lost Boys movie set in the US Capitol, then I think Lindsey Graham would probably end up being revealed as the head vampire.
Trying to get my head around an amalgam of Gosar’s family love, Gaetz’s leering scumfucky-ness (democratic obstructionism aside - this is the creepy angle, here), Blob-Art and MGT’s whackadoo attention whoring to stratospheric levels, Gym Jordan and Lady G, and sure, yeah, gross. I’ll have to stop thinkng about that now.
Gee, thanks a lot, thread.
‘Don’t be ridiculous, that would be a waste of their fur!’
~ MTG
Former congressman Blake Farenthold (R-TX, resigned 2018).
I hope I’m not just giving folks the benefit of the doubt on a party-line basis, but I don’t think so: over the past thirty years I’ve met a few of my own Representatives and Senators, both Repubs and Dems as a matter of fact, and have not got a creepy vibe from any of them.
(My current local state rep whom I met last year, on the other hand: not quiiiite suuuuuuure. He’s a fellow Dem so it’s not just partisan mistrust, but I can’t quite figure out if he might actually know somebody with a buried body somewhere.)
I’ve only gotten to meet my Congressperson once, and didn’t get any creepy vibes from him, but it turned out about 10 years later that I should have.
Most of us know someone with a buried body somewhere. 
I’d never buy a car from Gaetz without checking the trunk.
Here’s a video about Gosar’s sibs doing an ad against him. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1PU_qjP3Ba0&pp=ygUWcGF1bCBnb3NhciBhZCBzaWJsaW5ncw%3D%3D
He manages to stand head and shoulders above the rest, which is impressive as they are a bunch of creeps, even without the sex trafficing he just comes across as the creepiest scumbag imaginable.
Honestly, I can’t think of a better representation of those two than that. They’re stupid, amoral, and leave a trail of pointless devastation in their wake. And so do Beavis and Butthead.
I feel like this is the best comparison of the two pairs:
Lots of semi-creeps named above, but none rise to the benchmark level of arch creep stephen miller, who is, thank Dog, too creepy to be elected (so far) in even the reddest of red jurisdictions. Although it ain’t over, and won’t end until the reps are broken and scattered to the winds, and old stephen is burned at the stake.
Dan
Yes, the Washington Monument makes it.
I don’t think he’ll actually burn. He’ll just cackle and curse and then disappear in a puff of smoke.
Yep. Max Headroom vibe.
You could have just linked to all of the Republicans in congress to cover you bases. You’re only missing a few.
Marge Three Toes: She strikes me as the kind of ‘hunter’ who’d head into the woods… and if she saw hikers on a trail would lob a round into a tree over their heads.
“Because it’s funny”. /s
Lauren Boebert, for using her turning tricks skills in the audience of a G-rated children’s musical.
I was going to say, the stake should go through the heart, but then I remembered who it was.
That’s a bit of an exaggeration. Out of 49 Republican Senators, I noted 16. Out of 221 Republican members of the House, I noted 17.
I’ve run successful firepits with less dead wood…