Anyone visiting Ireland soon so we can organise a civilised piss-up?
Not yet it seems. 
Like you need an excuse. 
Well, that’s what my sponsor told me.
Me! Me!
Well, not visiting, cos I live here, but up for a DopeFest pissup certainly.
I suggest that Belfast would be a good venue though.
I’m on for Belfast. Just get onto Pushkin, Yojimbo, and Irishgirl and we might have a shindig.
Oh well. Never mind.