Any funny BBQ Pit threads that I should read?

[Gozu]

@Sublight

Master Wang-Ka is sadly no longer a member here, but he was one of the great story tellers.

Most of these are from MPSIMS, and so don’t qualify for this thread, but I have to recommend them for any newcomers to the SDMB.

When Good Cooks Go Bad: Wiener Gravy and Other Disasters He has several posts here, but #31 is great, and #50 is one of the funniest things I’ve read.

The Horror Of Toobs

Why Men Should Not Wear Thong Underwear

When Furniture Attacks

I didn’t know those. They’re very good. Thanks!

[JohnBckWLD]

The nominee for funniest backfired pitting: Colophon’s Quit using fucking massive fonts in threads, arseholes. (Brief, to the point).

FinnAgain innocently gets the ball rolling and by the bottom of page 1, the shit really gets flying.

[Shirley_Ujest]

How in the heck did I miss **Maureen’s ** fantastical pits about her co-worker?

Thanks for the linkies!

[Shirley_Ujest]

And the neurotic frenchie wins again by me

[Hostile_Dialect]

I was actually thinking about Master Wang-Ka’s Santa Claus thread earlier, regarding the third-grade special ed classroom (I think) he taught. That thread had me and all of my non-Doper friends in tears. Can anyone find it? Searching for ‘santa’ only gets me The Beer Hunter.

[CBCD]

@JohnBckWLD

The nominee for funniest backfired pitting: Colophon’s Quit using fucking massive fonts in threads, arseholes. (Brief, to the point).

FinnAgain innocently gets the ball rolling and by the bottom of page 1, the shit really gets flying.

I laughed at that one then, and I laughed at it now, so hard that tears rolled down my face. I laughed so hard my daughter came into the room just now and asked me ‘Mom, why are you laughing so hard?’