Yes. In many cases he’s also sending me friend requests from his new username.
I am amusing myself with my ban messages, so there’s that.
Don’t let the Baby Troll get ya down, Leaffan. Any attention is a high for these pathetic sorts (which you know already), just try not over-strain your eye-rolly muscles as you hit the Report button.
I don’t post much here but I read a lot, and you’re a good egg.
Leaffan, I’m so sorry you’re getting targeted like this. It must feel awful. I do suspect that while you’re the visible target, the actual goal is to mess with the SDMB. I have faith our sharp mods will find his sorry ass. I just hope it’s very soon.
Does he sound like the sort of person who has 5 friends?
I’m imagining Bone chasing down the perp on his Judge Dredd motorcycle and cornering him by a cliff over oblivion.
“I’ve got a bone to pick with you…”
Bone propels his iron-gloved fist into the perp and pulls out his skeleton. The rest of the perp collapses on the floor in a pile of skin and fleshy bits. Bone kicks it over the cliff edge into oblivion.
Then Bone puts the skeleton in his trophy room with all the rest.
It’s more a display case, really.
Can we someday get “Bone’s Bannings: The Collected Mod Notes?” Pretty please? ![]()
More seriously, I’m very sorry this is happening to you, Leaffan. Hope it ends soon. Big internet hug and a virtual pint!
I’m with you. For a long time I was pronouncing it in my head as “Lea-fin”. :smack:
Yes, please - I’d like to put it on my bookshelf next to the collected works of our Qadgop the Mercotan: Bagel-Dog Penis, Gollum is My Patient, and Other Collected Hilarity From the Wisconsin Penal System*
Seriously, there are a bunch of books that could be written from the material on this site.
- Alas, I fear Gollum is My Patient disappeared in The Winter of Lost Content.
Is it not this thread?
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=122917
I got that link from this post, which links to a number of Qadgop’s prison stories:
https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=2728211&postcount=37
And I found that post just going to Google and searching “Gollum is my patient”, quotes included.
Yay! You found it! Apparently my google-fu was weak today.
I thought, to a fellow Canuck, it would have been blatantly obvious.
I only recognize nicknames for teams that have won The Cup within living memory. 
My southern hillbilly head said Leaf Fan. Didn’t know what it referred though, til avatars were allowed.
It took me a couple of weeks to figure out your name was Leaf Fan. And yet even knowing that, I still pronounce it LEE-fun in my head.
Touché!
You didn’t leave it in your native language?
Leaffan, eh?
Leviticus made me say that.