Any mods on duty?

Yes. In many cases he’s also sending me friend requests from his new username.

I am amusing myself with my ban messages, so there’s that.

Don’t let the Baby Troll get ya down, Leaffan. Any attention is a high for these pathetic sorts (which you know already), just try not over-strain your eye-rolly muscles as you hit the Report button.

I don’t post much here but I read a lot, and you’re a good egg.

Leaffan, I’m so sorry you’re getting targeted like this. It must feel awful. I do suspect that while you’re the visible target, the actual goal is to mess with the SDMB. I have faith our sharp mods will find his sorry ass. I just hope it’s very soon.

Does he sound like the sort of person who has 5 friends?

I’m imagining Bone chasing down the perp on his Judge Dredd motorcycle and cornering him by a cliff over oblivion.

“I’ve got a bone to pick with you…”

Bone propels his iron-gloved fist into the perp and pulls out his skeleton. The rest of the perp collapses on the floor in a pile of skin and fleshy bits. Bone kicks it over the cliff edge into oblivion.

Then Bone puts the skeleton in his trophy room with all the rest.

It’s more a display case, really.

Can we someday get “Bone’s Bannings: The Collected Mod Notes?” Pretty please? :stuck_out_tongue:

More seriously, I’m very sorry this is happening to you, Leaffan. Hope it ends soon. Big internet hug and a virtual pint!

I’m with you. For a long time I was pronouncing it in my head as “Lea-fin”. :smack:

Yes, please - I’d like to put it on my bookshelf next to the collected works of our Qadgop the Mercotan: Bagel-Dog Penis, Gollum is My Patient, and Other Collected Hilarity From the Wisconsin Penal System*

Seriously, there are a bunch of books that could be written from the material on this site.

  • Alas, I fear Gollum is My Patient disappeared in The Winter of Lost Content.

Is it not this thread?
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=122917

I got that link from this post, which links to a number of Qadgop’s prison stories:
https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=2728211&postcount=37

And I found that post just going to Google and searching “Gollum is my patient”, quotes included.

Yay! You found it! Apparently my google-fu was weak today.

I thought, to a fellow Canuck, it would have been blatantly obvious.

I only recognize nicknames for teams that have won The Cup within living memory. :smiley:

My southern hillbilly head said Leaf Fan. Didn’t know what it referred though, til avatars were allowed.

It took me a couple of weeks to figure out your name was Leaf Fan. And yet even knowing that, I still pronounce it LEE-fun in my head.

Touché!

You didn’t leave it in your native language?

Leaffan, eh?
Leviticus made me say that.