Ummm, aha, aren’t you the one who offered a quickie trip to Cancun the last time you tied into a bottle of bubbly? I never did get the sordid details–or manage to hijack the ticket–but IIRC it involved something about auctioning off Mrs. aha to Dr. Watson.
Well I can dream can’t I?
Ohhh jeezz it’s Sunday morning, did I have fun last night? Anyone?
I absolutely cannot believe that you do not remember your actions of last night. Here you go, running through the forum, naked as a jay bird, hitting on all the wonderful women on the board. I’m behind you trying to keep you covered up, as your best friend I thought it was my duty. But alas, not to be. You ran as fast as you could and I could ‘barely’ keep up with you. As soon as I’d get you covered up, there you go, throwing off everything and up and running again. You had no shame. I’m sure that you will be hearing from some of the ladies that you accosted in your travels. I’m tired. I need sleep now. You wore me down. I have photos. Will email for $2.25 to all who request. I need to come out of this ordeal with something.
Ah, ladies, don’t trust aha. He was drunk when he offered. ME on the other hand, would be a different story. I promise that any of the ladies on this board who meet me for nonstop hot rabbit sex, I will have your name perminantly tattooed on my body.
Weirddave:
HAHAHA
Ultress: I am ashamed even though by running neked I *did * inadvertantly gave all the ladies a treat on this board.
Um, weirddave? Listen, you can have all the rabbit sex you want, just give me back my Chicago dress first, okay? No offense, I mean, you do look really good in it, but I’d like to get the stains on it myself, okay? 
Quick tip: referring to it as “rabbit sex” is not likely to be an effective means of getting a chick in the sack. Just a suggestion.
Would marathon be a better word? And believe me, pronouncing it is as close as I will get.
Okay, someone has to do it.
I’ll sacrifice myself to aha and Dave but the three of us will have to do it together on account of time restraints and all.
Diane,
don’t get greedy, there are several ‘single’ women out here, looking for some ‘hot’, ‘rabbit’, ‘marathon’, sex! Pick one or the other, but don’t take them both.
Okay? Thanks. learae
poor me, I am no longer single.
Sigh.
<said with much relief>
Diane:
The above has been edited by aha. 
But unfortunately, I am newly single (I mean just since last Monday).
“marathon rabbits in heat” sounds like you’re talking about bunnies that REALLY like to run marathons. ::image of thousands of bunnies with sweat bands and running shorts running through Manhatten::
I’m 30, single, live alone, and have 4 cats. What’s sex??
Keep your eye on the cats they’ll answer your question 
My cats? All they ever do is eat and sleep. I am sure they have never done this “sex” thing.
Marathons? I was thinking more in the lines of hoping your cute little cottonballs down my bunny trail.
"Here comes Peter Cottontail. . . . "
marathons are alright! with me its mostly sprints!