That’s right, the girlfriend broke up with me recently. I’m going through all of the normal breakup feelings, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
But before we broke up, she lost interest in sex. In fact, we never really had intercourse - and I was willing to wait, but now I just need some good old fashioned casual sex. Argh. Bumpin and grindin and moaning and breathing and sweating and moaning some more until the wee hours of the morning. I’m not looking for the rebound, I’m just looking for some sweaty all-out sex. No strings. No commitments. Nothing but S-E-X. Argh. I’m driving myself even more crazy just thinking about it.
Yep, I want some sex. Especially the sweaty part. Argh.
Casual sex, eh? Well, as a “non-frequenter” of casual sex, I’d like to say - I want more than anything to change that. lol. Like any teenage girl, I’m confuzzled…but causual sex sure does sound kind of yummy…mmmmmm…casual sex… (grins as she listens to Herbal Essences commercials in the background…gotta love it)
To quote the great film: Dead Man on Campus… “it was like, time for sex, I mean, I didn’t have to do anything… to make it happen.” I’m not too sure that it applies here, I just like the quote.
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btw… Four feet? maybe he meant he was on all four feet…
