{leering, hopefully}
Are you over 18, LittleStar?
Well, that’s going to be the plan. I don’t know if I’ll get any sex out of it, but I damn sure will be talking to and prowling for everything that’s wearing a skirt… Just need to be sure that the place we’re going is frequented by women in skirts…
There is one minor problem with the strategy. It is a syndrome known as “drunk cock”. You have to be very careful not contract this syndrome, or then you will not only be getting and sex, but you will be completely humiliated that you had a chance and couldn’t get Mr. Happy to cooperate. I have fallen victim to drunk cock before, and trust me no good will come of it. So if you want to go get drunk, have fun, just don’t get so drunk that you can’t function.
Duh
[Rodney Dangerfield] I tell ya, my sex life is like shooting pool with a rope [/Rodney]
Sorry, couldn’t resist.
Your place or mine?
Not to hijak this for too long, but while Drunk Cock (DC) is bad, there is that… ummm… Buzzed Cock (BC) that has it just desensitized enough to make it last even longer…
Since the line seems for the entire US, I will start a fresh line for Central New York. Any women in the CNY region feel free to cut in front of me.
CandyMan
You get no sympathy from me.
::gets in line 4 feet behind Bear::
Hey Bear, watch it! Your about step on my dick. Be careful.
geeeez, that sure is a long line. I can’t believe you guys!
[moe] ah geez, theres always a line [/moe]
Brings in the goat from Gunslingers party
There ya go guys, have at her. She’s a little bit used and abused, but she’s pre-lubed. Have fun!
jjfishe, don’t stray too close to this line. It could turn into a stampede.
I don’t think so, Whammo. Everytime I get near her, she looks at me funny.
<Wandering in, purplebear looks around at all the men waiting hopefully in line behind iggy. Realizing in her current state of loneliness, this is a dangerous place for her to be-all these horny men- and she turns to go reluctantly back out of the door.>
Sigh I wonder how much a plane ticket to UAE is these days…
And, matt, thanks for the laugh! Four feet indeed. You either, Aglarond. Don’t you guys realize, if we saw a ‘member’ that big, we’d run screaming the other way! :eek:
<chuckling to herself, she leaves the room to go in search of…;)>
Thats just her “come hithererererer” look.
Felch her well boys, the next guy doesn’t want to have to clean up your mess!
You know, nothing will help turn your incessant thoughts away from sex quite like picturing a long round of goatfucking. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Sorry, I’m just not desparate enoughto get with the goat. Maybe some other time. For now, a parting gift.
::drops a large straw next to the goat and leaves::
Hey jjj, what do you say you an I go get a drink and leave these degenerates to their vices? You know, sex with me is anything but casual!
OK, this is not what I had in mind. I was thinking more of a hookup at a bar this weekend, or maybe even with a willing friend in a Jerry/Elaine type arrangement. You guys can leave the goatfucking to yourself. 
[steps out of line]
Omniscient… Rumor is you get around on SDMB.
Besides… I don’t play that way… I think you’ve got me confused with one of those “other” girls.
We can still go get a drink if you like…
Best to stay out of Scotland then.