jjj, of course I know you don’t play that way, exactly why I offered to take you away from this festival celebrating loose women. I was just offering to treat you to a libation and some stimulating conversation.
disclaimer: anything you may hear or read about Omniscient is strictly hearsay, and slander
Well, that’s very disappointing…
I’d really love someone to suck the formaldehyde out of my jar…
…oops, did I say that out loud?
In all seriousness (well, not quite,) iggie, let me give you a little advice. To pick up women after a break up, appear as bemused and confused as possible, and then apologize, saying you just broke up and aren’t used to the “scene.” Establishes that you are not a player, and that someone else found you date-able. Boosts your quality control ratings. If you can cry, do it. It’ll make you look sensitive. Then let her think she’s comforting your delicate emotional state. Don’t pull the sex card until she really thinks you NEED her to get through the night. At this point, make it very clear that you can’t deal with the emotions of a relationship right now. If she doesn’t see the writing on the wall, she’s into both you and the nookie.
Manipulate, schmanipulate. As long as you make it clear that you not looking for a relationship, you are not misleading or deluding anyone. Am I a sell out to my gender if I show the boys all our weaknesses?
Not at all swiddles. Now, we’ll show you ours if you show us yours 
Swiddles - next you’ll be telling them how to find the cli…nevermind - that’s a secret that NEEDS spreading.
If you follow her advice, boys, make sure you work in the “sob…I’m just not sure I can handle the emotions of a real relationship right now…” BEFORE the nookie…an “I’d understand if you didn’t want to stay…” at that moment also covers your ass quite nicely. It lessens the likelihood of the girl feeling all used and angry when you don’t call her next week, and when you DO call her next week, you’ll get more play.
Good luck, gentlemen.
::taking notes::
Do not use “I’m just not sure I can handle the emotions of a real relationship right now. Wanna just screw, instead?” anymore.
Swiddles - you’re a doll. I was going to be a little more aggressive, but you may be on to something. Wait. Of course you are, you’re a woman…
Now - heh heh - you do realize that the breakup was my old “tonsil hockey” partner… so now she’s out of the waaayyy 
Casual breakup sex for everyone! Whoo-hoo!
Ohhhhh, so that’s what you have in mind. Well, it so happens that I have a couple of friends named Jerry and Elaine. Want me to give 'em a call and hook you up?
::giggle:: ::snort::
don’t mind me, carry on… 
You know you really need some casual sex, when the Powerpuff Girls start to seem kind of hot. :eek: I am scared.
You know you really, REALLY Need some sex when Linda trip starts lookin hot.
Luckily, this hasn’t happened to me…yet…
I’ve never had anything but casual sex.
Never could afford a tuxedo.
Peace,
Tn*hippie
Alright… I am just going to lay down on my back with this tarp covering my whole body exept for my cock sticking out through a hole. Whatever you ladies want to do is fine with me.
…oh dear jesus what have I done?*…
Two assumptions …
That his penis would stay hard what with the entire room chuckling and carrying on
That a lady would be the first person to sneak up on him.
You know Mr. Reilly, it would be helpful you told us where you live. Its funny that you should post this, but I was just thinking the same thing myself (in regards to the casual sex) I was just going to go pick up some guy, but if you’re in the area…