Any simple clever costume ideas? (TAKE 2)

Wear only your trousers and go as a premature ejaculator.

“I just came in my pants!!”

:smack: Of course. I pondered that one briefly before giving up. Thank you.

As seen linked on the FB page of a friend:

Guy wearing a white t-shirt on which he has written: “2nd” and his right arm is covered in fur. Clever.

Maybe it’s just the beer talking, but I don’t understand furry arm guy. Clue me in?

Second amendment, the right to bear Arms. I would have added claws. Or, as the bartender said to the grizzly bears
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“Why the big pause?”

Oh! That makes sense. I apparently have a dirty mind since I was trying to come up with something based on the phrase “nice guys come second” and the idea of hairy palms.