The gang from…
“Burns and Allen”
“The Jack Benny Program”
“The Dick Van Dyke Show”
“The Andy Griffith Show”
“Gilligan’s Island”
“Hogan’s Heroes”
“McHale’s Navy”
“Cheers!”
“Night Court”
“Married … With Children”
Charlie Harper
Chandler Bing
Rerun!
It’s okay. I’d totally sleep with Ted, so I at least won’t quibble over the use of the word “friend,” and I’m betting a lot of other people feel the same way.
Homer Simpson.
Fred Mertz would be an awesome friend (William Frawley) from I Love Lucy.
Red Foreman…
Boomhauer…
Holling Gustav Vincouer…(kind of a sitcom)
Mike, Lionel and A Bunker…all at the same time! I’ll buy.
The Janitor from Scrubs, for the lulz
Cliff “mine of useless information” Clavin, cos he’s awesome!
Howard Walowitz, so he can leave messages punctuated with “it’s Howard” on my answering machine
And also Chris Stevens and Ed Chigliak!
Eldin the permanent, live-in housepainter from Murphy Brown
Sally Solomon from Third Rock from the Sun.
Ron Fucking Swanson and/or Leslie Knope.
Lisa and Oliver Wendell Douglas
Drew Carey from The Drew Carey Show, but his parties are probably pretty loud.
Jeannie and Tony Nelson from I Dream of Jeannie, not because I’d have any interest one way or the other about living near them, but to have some prime Cocoa Beach oceanfront property
Troy and Abed