I have a job for you. Please go look in a mirror. Repeat those words from your message that I quoted above. Pretend that’s me looking at you from the mirror.
Get it?
Heck, I even had a little at the end of the message…
Wally – I guess you’re right. Don’t mess with a woman whose giving up smoking. Of course, this assumes I knew. From now on, I think it should be required that anybody who is giving up smoking (or who is PMSing, or in a bad mood, or mad at their boy/girlfriend, or hasn’t had their morning coffee, or whatever) must declare it as such in every message they write. Then we can make sure not to post any jokes to them, lest they get angry and start making hissing sounds.
(Oh, and Shayna, in case there’s any doubt, please add these liberally into the above statements:
David. I went back and re-read your reply trying to see if I could find any way to find it amusing. I still don’t.
You can claim you were joking now, but when you compare me to a known troll and even acknowledge that it was a low blow, that’s not funny. Nor did I find it particularly humorous to have you condescend to me about how to use AOL, as if I was totally clueless. And the one, lone smiley at the end of your post seemed to be mocking me about my orgasms as opposed to rendering the entire post a joke - ha ha.
But if you saaaaaaaay you were only joking, well then I guess I just have to buy it, don’t I?
:rolleyes: :eek:
Now I have to go back to my SMOKE-OUT topic and explain why I wanted a freaking cigarette 5 days, 22 hours, 6 minutes and 36 seconds into my effort.
Oh, and my announcement wouldn’t be hard to find if you’d even just casually scan the board. It’s the topic posted by ME with the words SMOKE-OUT in the title that has about 140 replies, is 3 pages long and has stayed near the top of the board for a week now. But I can see how you’d have missed it. :rolleyes: :eek:
Well, no, actually I really was pissed. See? I told you my bitchiness would come out eventually. I had just hoped to avoid expressing it here on the board.
I swear, I really did try to read that reply as if it were funny and I just didn’t get it. Perhaps I need to take my humor radar back and complain to the store manager, eh?
Well since Shayna was joking and David says he was joking then I think it’s safe to assume that neither one of you is going to get a show on primetime television for your comedic talents. Maybe aha can get a show and we’ll be able to say we knew him when…
Jeez. And you guys were saying aha is a kiss-up?! I guess Wally wants to make sure he stays on the good side of the nicotine-deprived.
Oh. Almost forgot:
And it would behoove you to do the same. We can be veeeeewy wascally when we’re cwossed!
I have decided what your punishment shall be, though. As penance for comparing me to a -Gasp!- troll, even if you were joking, you must come to my SMOKE-OUT topic and sponsor me for a day of non-smoking. That means you have to offer encouragement and support and be my reason not to go buy a pack of cigarettes if I start to feel the urge.
Aaaaaaaand, because your supposed attempt at humor here was not very funny, you must also post one joke in that topic that will actually make me laugh.
Think you can handle all that?
I promise, if you do this, David, you will never, ever be sorry. I am a very good ass-kisser. Just ask Wally.
I for one am glad that Cecil hasn’t greeted me, his namesake, or cussed me. I want to keep my cool sig.
Or maybe I should change it to “sour grapes”.
How do you do a smiley with shades?
at the end of the message…
