Wife’s name, so… two wives.
Not sure if excited or scared.
I think the pink butterfly on my sprig of ivy would just fly away.
My octopus would be scary. My mermaid would take my mind off the octopus. My NOLA zombie would kill all of us.
I got a snake that’s going to be pissed because I’ve already made 1 attempt on its life, with more scheduled.
Like this, kinda, only I have three. All from the same kid - me. 'Cause everyone knows that putting the pencil in your back pocket point down would cause it poke you in the butt when you sat. Or some logic like that.
Anyway, I feel pretty safe.
My only tattoo, so I guess it would have to depend on whether they were actually the size of crescent moons or not.
I have the Eye of Sauron on one shoulder. I think we’d all be screwed. Especially the hobbits.
Likewise, my only tattoo is a little dot on my index finger from being stabbed with a glass sliver covered in india ink. I think I’m good.
I have a string of amino acids on one shoulder. No idea what that would do if they were animated.
None of my other tats are viable in this scenario.
hmmm, well nothing for y’all to fear from me. I’d maybe get a nasty cut on my leg and maybe a couple of burns, but otherwise it’s just skulls, regardless of how funky and groovy they look. OTOH, I’m looking into a possible Santa Muerte tat in the near future sooo, timing might be everything.
I’ve got a black panther that’s looking really pissed off. Hopefully I can get a door closed between me and it before it decides what it’s upset about.
I suppose it’s a good thing I never got around to that Cthulhu tat.
I have an anchor on my left arm. Guess I would have to say away from large bodies of water.
All I have is freckles.
Will Howdy Doody come, to Destroy Us All?
Destroy Us All…
Destroy Us All…
Destroy Us All…
Hmm. I’m in the market for a new tattoo lately and I’ve considered an Americana pin-up. This thread gives me fresh perspective.
I guess I’d be left with three gorgeous narcissus blossoms and some greenery. No thorns and not poisonous, so I’m guess I’m safe.
I also have a grey speck on my right knee where I got stabbed by a pencil in first grade…over 40 years ago. I think I’d kind of miss it if it was gone.
I have no tattoos myself.
My wife, though, has our son’s name (in Hebrew) on her left forearm, the phrase “Lego Ergo Sum” on her right shoulder, and a cherub reading a book on her torso. The only potential problem there would be the cherub, and he’s pretty small and chubby. He might bop her on the head with his book.
Not too much trouble -
A stylised bird, three moths, a stylised sparrow and a humming bird, and a little kitty. And the Lady Justice, who is blindfolded and unlikely to hurt me.
I mean the Opera House and the Sydney Harbour Bridge would squash me, I guess.
Other than that, I have roses, iris, and a plectrum. So no trouble there, I guess.
(Yes, that’s more than one tattoo.)
Idle Thoughts, I don’t think you’ve thought this through completely with respect to inanimate objects being harmless. The Raven on my shoulder is probably not going to be an issue as he’ll likely perch nearby. The mountain directly behind him however will be when it crushes the city. So, pretty much screwed.
Seconded. So, between the two of us, all life on Earth is destroyed, I reckon.
The treble clef on my right ankle probably wouldn’t be much of a problem, but the wolf on my upper left arm… :eek: