The butterflies on my left thigh would simply flutter about. The mermaid on my right thigh would, I assume, high tail it for a body of water but probably not before she suffocated me with her giant bosom.
I dunno, the cross did it in for Jesus, so I might be in trouble.
I don’t have any, but a near relative has the head of Kermit the Frog on his shoulder. How grim that would be depends on whether it incarnates as a puppet head or as the real Kermit’s head.
My only tattoo is the Hebrew word “chai,” which means “life.” So if it did somehow end up killing me, at least it would be super ironic.
I survive happily, for I have no tattoos.
Nope. You are instantly incinerated when Max Torque and Jack Batty’s tattoos form an instant trinary star system with our Sun. Sorry about that.
I have no tattoos but just wanted to say this might be my favorite question ever.
The tiger on my shoulder is going to be trouble. Although he is only a head, so he is technically decapitated.
She is planned shortly for my inner arm. I was hoping her sword could defend me from any floating Tiger heads.
But the teeth, man…THE TEETH! :eek:
(My wolf is decapitated, too.)