I’m still bad at this.
Is WWE reporting on Bayley’s injury making it a shoot? or does it prove that it’s a work?
Is it legit? or is it the coach of Florida State officially saying “I have not been in contact with the University of Alabama”
I am guessing shoot, as she was already announced for a title match at SummerSlam and it doesn’t seem to make sense to keep her out with a fake injury.
That is, unless there’s something the WWE is keeping under wraps, the way TNA had Jeff Hardy injured right before a European tour - two years in a row - to hide the fact that Hardy was not allowed to leave the country for three years (the third year, I think he “retired” before the tour and came back as Willow right after it) after a drug conviction of some sort.
And speaking of injuries…
It looks as if Scott Dawson has torn a bicep. If he needs surgery it’ll be, like, 6 months that he’s out, only 4 or so if he doesn’t need surgery.
Not a good year for the Revival huh?
Enzo did it.
Omigosh, Enzo is just nauseating to watch nowadays. He’s like a has-been trying to recapture his past glory and he’s only in his 20’s. Maybe he could pull an Ellsworth and latch on to one of the women heels like Nia Jax or Alice Fooooooox, but he only exists to get squashed otherwise. He’s an automatic FF for me.
Yeah, he looks like he’s trying too hard. I was waiting the entire time for Show to just turn and punch him out.
It took a while, but I’m glad the rest of the world is finally catching up with me in realizing that Enzo and Cass weren’t really all that special or grand or even that good frankly.
See, why doesn’t everyone just realize that my opinions are always correct?
Hey, I liked them in NXT, but they turned to shit in the main roster. It happens sometimes, like with Apollo Cruise.
Let’s be fair: Enzo & Cass were okay on the main roster for a couple of months, anyway. It’s just that after awhile, you realize Enzo doesn’t have anything unique to say, and Big Cass is just a big body with no charisma.
Cass is getting slightly better in the promo department, but good god, did he suck bigly, relying on Enzo to say anything. And as I said several months and many pages back, for a guy who claims to have pages and pages of promo material written down, Enzo sure is repetitious.
Ok, just what the FUCK was the point of that Jinder-Orton match? To make Jinder look bad? 98% of the offense in the match was Orton, and Jinder looked positively stupid standing around when Orton was down by not continuing to beat on him.
I didn’t want to see that rematch in the first place and this showed me why.
…did Lana just accidentally pull down Charlotte Flair’s pants? Charlotte was like oops and busted out an embarrassing laugh and pulled the pants up in the back, and the crowd started chanting “thank you Lana.”
At this point he’s no different than Bray Wyatt.
Holy crap do I just tune out every. single. time. he. talks.
If anybody watches Master of None on Netflix, they referenced Samoa Joe and Dean Ambrose in the 4th episode. Asiz Ansari meets a WWE fangirl on a dating app and she goes all wrestling nerd on him. Glad they went with something current rather than Hulk Hogan, but then again the writers probably weren’t even born when Hogan had his heyday.
wow and pics and vids of this hasn’t popped up on the net yet ?
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A new player in the game. An FBI rep named Agent Winters visits Dario Cueto and informs him he’s Delgado’s replacement. He’s also part of the mysterious order that wants to usher in the resurgence of the gods so they can get new bodies, and they have infiltrators everywhere. He advises Dario to make sure the Gate Gauntlet that Cage currently possesses will be around for use. After the FBI dude leaves, Dario picks up his red bull sculpture and presses the horns to his head, deep in thought. Is Dario regretting his role in this grand scheme? He’s just somebody who loves staging violence under the canopy of Aztec Warfare. That must have attracted the attention of this Apocalypse cult who want to use his temple to bring about the End of Days (not the Baron Corbin finisher).
The Rabbit Tribe (Paul London, Saltador and Mala Suerte vs The Worldwide Underground (Taya, PJ Black and Johnny Mundo copycat Ricky Mandel) for spots in the upcoming Aztec Medallion Tournament
Jack Evans accompanies his cronies to the ring. Since his jaw is now wired shut, he brings a dry erase board with some kind of rebus on it. Matt Stryker tries to decode it, but the camera doesn’t show it long enough. The Rabbiteers dance in a circle around Melissa Santos as she makes introductions, and she looks slightly peeved.
At one point, Taya throws Mala Suerte into the corner and prepares to do a running knee smash. Saltador then jumps in front of Suerte and beckons her onward. London also jumps in front, proclaiming “We do everything together!” Taya obliges and does a running knee smash on all of them.
The Rabbiteers engage in more hijinks, leading to London and Mandel being alone in the ring. London takes out Mandel with a Moonsault and gets the pin. The lucky rabbit foot that Mascarita Sagrada gave them works!
Backstage, slimy WU agent Benji is job-shaming the group, but assures them Johnny Mundo won’t fire them because he has a heart of gold. He and Mundo then depart for a photo op as Mundo asks “This isn’t for sick kids again is it? I don’t want to get sick.”
Dario Cup Quarterfinal Match: Jeremiah Crane vs Mil Muertes w/Catrina
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Crane looks a jillion times better than he did in NXT. This was easily the same calibre of match Muertes has had with Prince Puma and Fenix. Muertes ambushes Crane as he’s being introduced, then commercial break. Upon returning to the show, Crane is suddenly launched through a door leading inside the temple, and Vampiro practically orgasms. Muertes is every bit the unstoppable monster, and Crane constantly tries to bring him down with loud kicks and chops. Crane also tries a spear which Muertes completely no-sells. Another subtle dig at WWE perhaps? Chairs and tables, what Dusty Rhodes called “plundah,” eventually make their way into the ring. Crane’s face becomes the Crimson Mask as blood beings to flow. Muertes goes for a spear, but Crane catches him in some kind of reverse-headlock submission hold. Muertes eventually escapes the hold with sheer brute strength and goes on to obliterate Crane.
After the match, Catrina enters the ring, seemingly to do her Death Lick, but she snogs Crane instead. Muertes is pissed and destroys Crane some more. Awesome match.
Dario Cup Quarterfinal Match: Pentagon Dark vs Texano
These two are evenly matched for the most part. Famous B and Brenda make their entrance. Brenda distracts the ref while B attempts to throw a gold horseshoe to Texano, but misses and Pent grabs it instead. He then uses it to lay out Tex and win the match. Pent then attempts to break Tex’s arm, but B runs in to stop the slaughter. Pent grabs him instead and breaks his arm. Brenda comes in to comfort B as Pent leaves, but then Pent turns around and looks at Brenda with malice aforethought. Matt Stryker says “You’ll only see what’s about to happen in Lucha Underground!” as Pentagon Dark breaks Brenda’s arm.
After the closing credits, we are taken to Captain Vasquez’s office. She is told by an underling a woman is here to see her. Catrina then materializes behind Vasquez. “You have exiled me to the place between life and death,” says Catrina. Vasquez brings out her medallion half and says “You can live again!” Catrina brings out her medallion half as well. “All you have to do,” continues Vasquez, “is retrieve the Gauntlet, and you command the only man capable of doing it.” Catrina reminds Vasquez she will lose her immortality if she does this. Vasquez replies “I do not fear death, but I do fear the gods.” Catrina replies “I do not fear the gods. They will fear death. A thousand of them.” Catrina then turns to leave and says “We will talk of this later, Mother.”
The plot thickens.
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I can confirm that such things do exist.
If you haven’t seen “What’s the Tea?” with Becky and Charlotte, that hard-hitting news program answers the important questions about the Lana/Charlotte match.
#realnews
Wait, what?
I wonder if Nicole and Reggie have a copyright claim?
Alberto Del Rio Patron has been stripped of the GFW title.
Another bridge burned to cinders.