Any WWE fans in the audience? (Part 1)

Daddy issues.

Jeez, what have you guys got against a dude expressing his feminine side? Think of the circus sideshow attraction this will have. The bearded woman marries the one-eyed giant!

Unfortunately for them, they are sourcing from a wwe.com news “report”. It’s slightly better a source than Infowars, but not much.

Ooooh I like Sami Heel. He and KO are the new Edge & Christian.

Eh, I kept waiting for Sami to superkick or punk out Owens. THAT I would have respected as a real heel turn!

Bludgeon Brothers!

It’s being reported that Adrian Neville may have pulled a CM Punk and walked out on Raw last night after being told he was going to job to Enzo in the main event, and that Kallisto winning was a last-minute change.

He’s supposedly asking for his release, so we’ll know for sure soon enough.

Yeah, just saw that. Wouldn’t blame him at all. He carried the division then has to lose the title to Enzo, be kicked in the balls several times and then lose again on TV? Fuck that nonsense. It’s not like he’s being paid half a million a year like some other guys who are just happy to hang out in catering and collect a check if they’re not being used.

At least he didn’t have to dress up as Mighty Mouse.

Gotta hand it to WWE, this is one of those times when they were able to salvage something good after disaster with the Lumberjack match, with Kallisto superplexing Enzo onto a crowd. When somebody leaves, there’s plenty of standbys ready to take his place at a moment’s notice.

I wouldn’t blame Neville if he was supposed to job Enzo, AND not regain the title with a big victory in the near term. But they are stuck with a heel vs. heel situation which could require a face turn for Neville to really capitalize on, and that would be kind of clownish. On the other hand they could have set up a really barbaric heel vs. heel match between the two of them, a classic for the ages, but unfortunately not in-line with the rapid action high flying technical cruiserweight style, and certainly not fitting into the PG limits in place. Sadly, WWE will just shrug this off, they can afford to lose wrestlers, their limited competition won’t benefit by picking up Neville.

I did consider this could be all hype. I wouldn’t doubt Shane went to get some X-rays and make sure he wasn’t seriously injured, how serious it all was is open to question. I don’t know how he intended to land, didn’t look too clean, but still a damn fool move for someone who just survived a helicopter crash. OTOH his career won’t be ended by an injury that prevents him from wrestling, but maybe his dreams will be crushed.

One thing I noticed when he landed on the table was that the table didn’t go completely to the floor. I believe it had some cushioning underneath. Still a crazy, risky move, and I’m sure a painful one.

Word is that Neville walked out last night and Kalisto was his game-time replacement. Word also is that Neville has asked for his release.

Bummer if true, although I would rather see him own an indie than drift in mid-card hell.

STC, can I move in with you so I can stalk Nikki Cross?

Poor Lio Rush, left RoH to become a squash jobber in NXT.

UMMMM no.

Because if you do then I’ll have to share her, and I’m leaving all the stalking up to me thank you very much!

Ruby Riot is pretty cute, you wanna stalk her? She’s my backup anyway…

That’s funny, because about 3-4 months ago I made a comment about “Pufferfish” Billy Kay and her huge lips, funny walk and how unattractive I found her. Someone shot back that it was people like me who want all WWE women to be vacuous supermodels. I was like, NO, I’d gladly date Nikki Cross, who I find both attractive and relatable, I just don’t like Billy Kay.

Billie Kay reminds me of Vampira.

I’d take Billie Kay over a threesome with Peyton Royce and Ruby Riot (punk never has done anything for me). Also over either Bella. And Nikki Cross is, IMNSHO, even better than Kay.

But given all that, I absolutely adore Asuka, and want to bear her children (just don’t tell my wife). :cool:

I’ve been a fan of Billie Kay since I first saw her teaming with Madison Eagles in SHIMMER. The weird thing about her to me right now is how much different she looks in NXT from how she did on the indies; she’s almost unrecognizable to me… I don’t think I’ve ever experienced that before from a female wrestler who didn’t have surgery.

Jimmy Jacobs got cannedbecause he had his picture taken with Bullet Club. He was the one who came up with Jericho’s List. He used to be with RoH, so seems like he was just hanging around with his old boys. May be more to the story, as plenty of WWEers have had their pics taken with the competition.

WWE *really *don’t like The Young Bucks.