Anybody get'n tired of the "Hawt bisexual girls" theme?

'Cause when they’re bisexual, there’s always that chance that they might do you next.

They won’t, of course, but you show me a man who limits his spank bank to girls he could actually get with and I’ll show you Brad Pitt.

This.

Well, I mean I’m not a woman but I agree with your sentiment.

OK, you just made me laugh out loud. My students are now wondering what I found so funny on CNN, which is what I told them I was reading. Thanks loads. :wink:

I live to sneeze over your little white tissue of lies. :wink:

This sums it up for me. It’s not the girl-on-girl that bothers me, it’s the meritricious teasing without any delivery. It always bugs me when television tries to sell network safe non-porn as daring or “steamy” too. We have the internet now. Don’t let your promos write checks your ass can’t cash. There is no Megan Fox nudity in this movie, and the implication that there might be is the only thing they’re trying to sell it with. It’s an empty stereo box.

There are nude photos online of her walking on a wooden pier thing on a lake, apparently taken during filming of the movie. Surprisingly saggy tits.

I think we’re starting to see more male homoerotica become more common, and not just in the context of serious studies of homosexuality, but guy-on-guy as entertainment for women. There have been hints of that on True Blood, for instance.

They’re not really nude. She’s wearing underwear and pasties.

What Diogenes said. Sorta skin colored bottoms and pasties.

In fact, she recently said that she plans to never take a nude role because (cue violins) that’s all she has left that’s still really her’s. So now there’s no reason to see her in anything.

Not to hijack my own thread but I just saw that pic.

I’d like a womans perspective on this. Would that flesh colored nipple patch thingy make you feel less naked/more comfortable?

Seriously, why even bother?

Porn has ruined the teen sex comedy and movie nudity in general. Hint: If an unrated DVD was PG13 in theaters…

Seconded.

I think it would make me less comfortable, just in terms of physical comfort (I’m not really comfortable naked but it’s a physical thing, not a mental/moral one). Pasties just don’t look very comfortable to me.

I don’t see the point of having almost-naked pictures of you that try only not quite to look like you are naked. Either get naked or don’t, but cut the crap out.

Megan Fox is a mystery to me. Smokin’ hot body and face and yet when I see her I am totally turned off. Something about her screams “I’m a psycho mean bitch.”

I find mean bitches to be a huge turn-on. Maybe not the psycho part.

Maybe it’s all the reports of people saying she’s a psycho mean bitch.

I’ve only seen Megan Fox in the trailer, and I’m already tired of her.

As far as the hawt bisexual girl thing, I totally agree with Telperien. It’s only tiring when it’s obviously fake, and faked badly, and the sole purpose is one of titillating a bunch of dopey men who are either too lazy to look at real porn, or need an injection of hawt bisexual girl into every aspect of daily life to make it more livable.

Legit hawt (or even not that hawt) bisexual girl-on-girl is definitely not tiring. I’m also totally up for some hawt bisexual guy-on-guy, action, as in Velvet Goldmine

Girl (coincidentally, self-reported hot and bisexual, though also probably mean and moderately psycho) checking in. I have also wondered this for a while. Why would anyone prefer looking like they were born without nipples over just plain being naked? Pasties would make me feel 100% more uncomfortable. If they’d have to cover them up for censorship reasons later, pixilate 'em.

I’m sorry, but I can’t let this slide. Saggy compared to what? Weather balloons?

(NSFW photo.)

Hell, just shoot those few seconds twice, once with nipples, and once without.

What I can’t figure out is, why sit through yet another lame vampire movie just for a few minutes of simulated sex? If you want hawt bisexual action, walk past Jennifer’s Body right to the adult section of the video store. Sure, the porno girls can’t act, but neither can Megan Fox.

They look quite different in the video. Must have been on the upswing in that shot.