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And the question in this post is…?
Hab SoSlI’ Quch!
And the Onion link is . . .
No, but I did read the entire Klingon Dictionary in 6th grade… and as it happens, my copy is sitting on my desk right now.
And I did memorize a few phrases… “Surrender or die” “Revenge is a dish best served cold”…things of that nature…
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Er. Yeah. She does. I think you forgot an adjective there, Clueless.