Klingon pick up lines

“That is a beautiful chair. I do not believe you have the honor to throw it at me.”

The blood of your prey highlights your eyes.

This thread could be painful.

Did you bring your “Mad Money” should I be slain protecting your Honor, and you must pay the Blood Debt?

Today is a good day to die.

Nice boots, want to nga’chuq?

I just slaughtered all my enemies, wanna make out?

I just read a human book entitled “Justine” wanna try out some of the things I learned?

Today is a good day to have monkey sex.

The Marquis De Sade was a wimp!.

Is that a bat’lith under your robe, or are you just glad to see me?

Hey Hot Lips, wanna trade panties?

Oh,Klingon.I thought it said Klinger.

Let us go forth and slaughter all our enemies together.

You had me at “Savan”

“I am not a merry man – but you can make it so.”

Honor demands that I sleep with the hottest woman at this party.

To show my devotion to you, I bring you a goblet of freshly shed Terra’ngan blood.

ETA: That’s “Human” to us.

Would you care to sample my Klingon Pain Stick?

On our date the cloaking shields will be OFF.

I saw that used by a “real Klingon” at a live version of MTV’s “Singled Out” at an amusement park. He made it through a couple of rounds of questions.

A Klingon woman’s favorite put down:
I prefer Kirk.

Shall we have a platter of qagh and then par’Mach? …What’s the matter, you don’t like qagh?