I feel like I need a relationship of some sort. Not too serious (still in the process of getting a divorce), but something somewhat stable.
So, who wants to date me? I offer really easy conditions. Say the word at any point in the relationship and I will never contact you again or say anything about you publicly.
Need to know more about me? I have nearly 5000 posts on these forums, you can search them or ask in this thread relevant questions, which I promise to answer honestly.
I am reasonably attractive, 30 years old, very tall (6’5") and somewhat overweight, very high intelligence. I don’t make a large amount, but have a decent disposable income as I don’t have many bills.
This is from September 2001. I don’t look very difference. My hair is shorter, I’ve lost about 10 pounds, and my goattee is much longer but I don’t wear a moustache anymore.
I live in the DFW area but am willing to date someone who lives up to app. 75 miles away.
Is this a joke? I’m new to this community, so I haven’t yet gotten a real feel for how people normally interact here, but honestly, that spiel was a little too creepy to not be a joke.
I don’t expect to get any serious responses, so in a way it’s a joke…but just in case someone is interested, I am available and open-minded enough to try dating someone I’ve never met before.
The SDMB is the main place I interact with other people. I haven’t been very outgoing since my wife left me and my Dad died, so this is the best place for me to meet people who already know me somewhat.
I don’t mean to preach or be an ass or offend you in any way, but as far as personal ads go, that one sucked.
If you’re actually legimately trying to connect with someone, talking about your “very high intelligence,” how much money you make and commenting on your own looks, not to mention actually making a point of your postcount (unless that old Internet adage that “postcount = penis size” is actually true :eek: ) wouldn’t exactly get me all hot and bothered if I were a female. And “Say the word at any point in the relationship and I will never contact you again or say anything about you publicly” just screams, “I have no confidence and I may or may not be a stalker.”
Then again, you got married once, so I’m sure you know what you’re doing/talking about, but unless that was intentionally tongue-in-cheek, there are far better ways of picking up Internet-addicted chicks (trust me, I’ve done it )
That explains a lot. When you sleep it off I’m sure you’ll wince a little over this thread! I know it was partly in jest. But still…
Seriously, you are well-liked on this board and I daresay that we and want the best for you. I am very sorry to hear about your current woes. Good luck to you, and I hope that some nice lady from around your area does contact you.
Real or joke or somewhere inbetween, it doesn’t matter. I just love that I can count on this board for interesting reading, even amusement, in heretofore unimagined ways. Ask the guy who’s frequented hookers indeed. Thanks for this.
Mine sez:
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“dim bulb,very into self,crass,crude rude semi-nude,materialistic,looking to get that money,under-educated,foul sense of humor-looking for same to argue and share misery with”
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Really…
That’s the most flattering picture I have of myself! I’m even scarier looking now, with the shaved head and long beard. My Mom says I’m handsome, though.
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When you sleep it off I’m sure you’ll wince a little over this thread! I know it was partly in jest. But still…
