Anyone Care to Decipher This E-Mail?

Ok, so occasionally I get curious and open an e-mail that my Spamblocker has deemed suspicious but not recognized as actual spam. Even so, I elected to not open the unsecure bits of this missive, which was titled no subject. I know. It’s not good to open those kinds but as I said, I got curious. The body of the letter follows:

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Any submarine can pour freezing cold water on near particle accelerator, but it takes a real garbage can to behind paper napkin.
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At least I know what my next sig line will be…

I started a thread on these exact emails here.

Aren’t they sorta kickass, though? Once you get over the creepiness they’re great for poetry, sig lines, publication, cheese sandwiches – you name it!

You’re right, SPBM. I should have posted it there. Just didn’t think about it at the time. If a mod wants to delete this, delete away!