Tongue-twisting haiku:
Try “The sixth sheik’s sixth son’s sick,”
Or “Unique New York.”
Peter Piper picked
A peck of pickled peppers.
Toy boat, toy boat, ACK!
Housecleaning haiku:
Fuzzy thing behind the couch.
What the hell is it?
Pi to five places:
3.14159
Makes a nice haiku.
e to two places:
2.88. What? You ain’t heard?
Eight: The new seven!
Thanks all, for kind words
No clitoris (TMI?)
I am not female.
’Carrow, thread killer
I guess that was TMI
Sorry, Winston Smith 
No worries, my friend
One page of haiku is good
Better luck next time
I enjoy haiku
And hope this thread continues -
It’s a lot of fun!
Selling on Craigslist
I wasn’t born yesterday
NO Money Orders
Smart man, that Winston.
No fool he, on real estate;
Cash only, pinheads!
Sit at computer
Pants are down at my ankles
Not porn, Web MD
Sgt Schwartz
What’s this rash? Says he
Pissing in the woods again
Pioson Ivy bleep
Dr. Demento,
Dead puppies aren’t much fun.
Thanks for the news flash.
Send me a CD
To my e-mail address, Schwartz
Have you lost your mind?!?
(Yeah, that is what I am doing right now. Dumbass forgot to take the CD home over the weekend)
Sgt Schwartz