A little over two weeks ago we started getting small packages addressed to “Colin Boone” several times week, both from Amazon directly and passed through USPS. Now, this house was owned by hubby’s parents before us, for a total of a little over 50 years of continuous occupation by people with our last name, No one by that name, or any part of it, has lived here, been a guest here, or even come to a gathering so far as we know.
So apparently it’s a ‘brushing scam.’ At first we assumed it was a mistake and took the trouble to mark the packages “not at this address” for the USPS ones, and actually dropped two of them off at an Amazon place we happen to pass for other reasons several times a week.
But they kept coming. Finally we got a bubble-type package that had been completely sliced in half, retaped, with a clearly handwritten note enclosed that said “Sorry, opened in error.” so we decided to open it again. A tiny plastic bag of multicolored balloons, maybe ten or so! Yay!
Finally we went to the trouble – and time! – calling Amazon customer service, and they confirmed it looked like a classic scam, that they would try to stop the deliveries, and we should do whatever we pleased with any further deliveries for Mister Boone.
And, of course, we promptly got THREE more packages today. So we had an opening party to see what the Internet is gifting us with. We got:
- a package of paintbrushes. Ones with plastic round handles in all different colors, with the bristle bundles about 3/4” in diameter. Like way sized-up watercolor brushes?
- a plastic doodad we’re guessing is some specialized kitchen gadget? Or maybe a shop tool? Had no wrapping or label at all included.
- five packages of zip lock/cable ties! All black, each package labeled as “count 100” but of different sizes: 4, 5, 8, 10, and 12” long. The heck? Who needs ziplock ties of that size? Maybe you could use them as improvised handcuffs?
We plan to gift the brushes to our church’s stash of random art supplies for kid’s projects, but the rest…. Anyone need 500 zip ties?
Why couldn’t they at least send stuff with some chance of being useful to random people? Send us candy. Cans of some soup. Erasers. Little toys for kids?
Anybody else getting ‘gifts’ from the universe?