Anyone else getting sick of beer?

I am. Not so much the taste or anything like that, just the damn pissing every 5 minutes once you let open the floodgates the first time in the evening.

Anyways, I just felt like sharing that bit of info. Maybe I should start drinking hard liqour?

Are you mad sir!?

Get yourself a hot water bottle and some duct tape and your imagination will do the rest.

No need to leave the barroom at all if you use a little cunning.

Some Molson you turned out to be.

I do have an empty 4 litre jug of milk beside my desk. I filled it up half-way last night.

Blasphemer!

No, but I am getting sick of seeing posts about “Dolphin Sex” in random threads. Take this as friendly advice. Branch out, man.

I was on a dolphin tangent last night. I’m much better now.

I hereby declare you NO LONGER A CANADIAN (Molson my ass…)

How dare you sir! You’ve offended the good sence and good taste of ALL TRUE CANADIAN BEER.

On behalf of Blue, Moosehead, Clancys, Keiths, the Oland Family, Sleemans, Joust wine, Confederation Bridge Rum, of various East Coast micro-brews (Frosted Frog, etc etc) and so many i’ve forgotten in week long binges, I say you have offended my Honor!

You’d best retract your foolish statement before i get my duleing pistols
Upham

DNFTT.