Not to make light of a horrible situation, but every headline I see mentioning those evil pricks starts the church organ going in my head.
How DID you know?
Well, I do NOW. Asswipe. . . .
(jk, of course 
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You mean Procol Harum?
No actually I have it as an ear worm because of Rock 102 out of Buffalo NY in the 1970s overplayed certain songs, and that was one of them.
Yeah, he was alluding to Procol Harum, but in a way that was funny.
Could be worse – for me, it’s Boko the Chocobo’s Theme from Final Fantasy V.
No, OP, you’re not the only one.
I wonder if the prickheads themselves know about that…
I’m just waiting to hear about their attacks on the camps of their sworn enemies, the Crawbury Golarn Flock.
No, I’m pretty sure the British band Procol Harum did not kidnap more than 200 Nigerian girls and threaten to sell them.
Yep.
Procul Harum could manage tops 125 girls. 200 is a ridiculous claim.
Well, it what you get when your Intel comes from a Conquistador…
=d&r=
*edited to add: *
*I do apologize; the recording quality was pretty bad there. This one is better…
Maybe in their prime, like in the early 1970’s, they might have been able to swing 200 with some luck. But today? Yeah, I agree 125 is the absolute max.