I have managed to avoid all “reality” tv shows till this one.
If you haven’t seen it, the setup is that a dozen wildlife experts (not sure exactly how they define expert) go through a series of challenges for the opportunity to host their own show on Animal Planet. The challenges include things like finding animals and identifying them, various climbing activities, and various animal handling activities. They also have impromptu “screen tests,” where they encounter animals and have to come up with something interesting to say about them.
Jeff Corwin is the host, and Nigel Marven and some other guys are judging.
My thoughts:
The Challenges:
They’re pretty artificial, in a lot of respects. The animals they have to find/describe have all been planted by various animal experts. Some of the challenges (swinging from a rope and jumping onto a vertical net) aren’t things I would expect them to have to do very much of in hosting a tv show. But it’s interesting to watch them face the challenges. (Most of the time I’m thinking "There’s not enough money in the WORLD to get me to do THAT! But I’m a weenie, especially where heights are concerned.)
The Judges:
I was vaguely aware of Nigel Marven before KotJ, as a host of some wildlife shows. He’s now shown himself (at least to me) as a jerk of the highest order. I’m sure some of his attitude is held with an eye to the ratings, but I still hate to see him making snotty comments to the competitors at the end of each show. He also bullies his co-judge (who seems to have changed from the first couple of weeks).
The contestants:
They’re not all really distinguishable to me right now, except for a few: Aletris of the Large Bosom (her main qualification, in my opinion), Dr. “I’m a Vet” Ernie (hated by Nigel, obviously) and Christina Cries Easily and Is Scared of Heights. As the contestants dwindle in number, I’m sure I’ll be able to distinguish the male competitors a little better.
Last night’s surprise:
Dr. Ernie got cut!!! Ok, so he went on a little too much about being a vet, but he obviously had more personality and screen presence than many of the other competitors. But Nigel couldn’t stand the way he presented himself, and so he sent him “across the bridge” instead of Christina.
I hated that. I hate Nigel too. Anyone else got any opinions about the show?


