HAH! 
I’m not even gonna comment on this one. Too easy!
peritrochoid, no worries, man, they’re a bit behind in their mailings, is all. I’m sure its on it’s way … but if not … .lemme look here,
riffles through his pile o’ addresses written on bar napkins and scraps of paper …
Dang! I’m sure it was one of these, but I didn’t write their names on it … try this one …
“The Head of Non-Human Thinking and Plans”
1600 Pennsylvania Ave. NW
Washington DC 20500
That might be it … I’m Sure the folks there would lkie to know how you think they are doing in their plans to change the human race!
Interesting approach. Especially when the average Joe is so busy trying to discourage alien abductions.
Wyatt, I think that address is their selection committee. I got a letter from there just recently saying that I’m under review … or something along those lines.
SkyBum, is it as puzzling to you as it is to me that folks would want to discourage abductions? Actually, I’d really like to be abducted by the mantis kind of alien. I’m a big fan of Zorak of Space Ghost fame. Maybe I could get his autograph! YIPPEE!!
Well, before you go, you might want to read up to be prepared.
[sub]What’s really disturbing is the customer reviews.[/sub]
Hey, don’t mind me, if you, too, had
You’d probably write a glowing review, too.
Assuming your deflector beanie was duct-taped on tight enough. 