No Mermaid, you are the hot one.
Let’s get this party started.
ps: trose COD…
Is that what happened? We thought you just got lost on the Trans-Canada.
why do we keep jooking with this subject? the way i see it, a doper orgy is exactly what we all need. here, i’ll start…ok, i’m nekkid.
Wait, the earth just shifted on it’s axis… That can mean only one thing - Tygr’s name was mentioned in a SDMB orgy thread. With no prompting.
He pokes his head in the door to the back room of the clubhouse, the door that has the sign reading “There is definitely NOT an orgy going on in here.”
“Sorry, I just heard my name.”
Looking around, he spies the pretty lil’ Searching for Truth perched on the sofa. As he sits down beside her he says, “Look I ain’t been to one of these before… so, before the bouncer shows up to toss me out, tell me - what’s it like?”
I mean, is there always a dancing naked fish-lady on fire? That’s cool - I mean damn, look at her: she’s hot and she’s hot…
But what happens next? C’mon, I’ve heard rumors of jello, among other things, so I sense I’ve got some catching up to do. Please, help the clueless.
You mean I missed it again! sobs Woe is me… I always miss these things.
(Hey can we get another Edmonton DopeFest this summer? I missed the last one… maybe in August cuz July is booked mostly for me. August is my relaxing month.)
Tygr, you’ve always made me sweat (in a good way) but now you’ve made me giggle like a schoolgirl.
It looks like Searching might have stepped out for a minute so I’ll try to asnwer your questions if I can.
The first thing is just to relax and have fun with it. There’s lots of stuff to do.
Crunchy Frog is running the welcome booth of course.
Mercutio will be demonstrating ass-drinking a little later tonight.
We’re still not quiet sure what Manservant is going to do but it promises to amuse and arouse as always,
Jello room is to the left.
Wesson oil party to the right.
A greased pole straight to hell at the first wrong turn.
Now that is out of the way we can get uhm down to business.
thinksnow, just what did you have in mind?
Well, I forgot to put on my bra this morning. Does that count? (BTW, no one noticed. I can’t tell if that’s good or bad. :o )
Just so’s y’all know, sweet almond oil isn’t as sticky as Wesson.
::lugs up 5 gallon container::
First there was the thong thing, and now you’re not wearing a bra! Gah! I’m dyin’ over here.
[sub]must…find…diversion from…thoughts of…be-thonged…unfettered…Bunny[/sub]
So tell me bunny do you have much experience with this sort of thing or do you just happen to keep 5 gallons jugs of sweet almond oil on hand for emergencies?
Say could you pour some right here for me?
You know you’re right, it’s sweet and not a bit sticky
:glistening:
blush Geez, Mermaid, I’ve made you sweat… You don’t know the half of it.
As for making you giggle, well, I had to - see, you jiggle when you giggle. Whooo…<Tygr’s eyes threaten to roll out of his head>
Now, then, I shook Crunchy’s hand as I walked in, but he got all petulant when I wouldn’t give him a nice tongue kiss. Likewise, I think I’ll pass on the ass-drinking. As Merc has demonstrated, it “Provokes the desire, but takes away from the performance”. (Sorry, I came here straight from the Shakespeare thread.) And it appears to me that what Manservant is doing is Geobabe.
So, since I am still getting used to the um, flow of things and Searching is still on her smoke break, do you mind if I park myself at your feet and, well, bask in the glow? Now, I’ve got my fortifying drink in me, so, in order to start getting into the… aw, hell, SWING of things, I guess I’ll begin disrobing, too.
<Tygr’s shirt comes off, revealing his Michaelangelo-sculpted torso.* >
Now, my dear Lady Mermaid, you obviously don’t have anywhere for me to put dollar bills, and besides I realize that’s not the point. So how WOULD you prefer I show my appreciation?
*[sub]What? I do SO! Look, it’s MY post, dammit…[/sub]
::Door opens. A foot wearing an impossibly high heeled shoe enters. The rest follows…black miniskirt and tight little top,all the better to show off the red hair and the pale white skin.::
I’m bacckkkkk! 
::Walks up to Crunchy at the Welcome table,grabs him by the collar of his shirt,pulls his face to hers and kisses him::
Is that enough for me to enter, or is there more…payment…required?
<Mermaid **is ** impressed and feels obligated to express her appreciation in a more private manner and they dissapear to a private meeting room where many unusual and strangely disturbing sound are heard eminating from behind the locked door.>
insert your own most nasty conclusion and I’m sure it would pale in comparison to what actually happens
[sup]Well, I tried. I didn’t try hard, but I tried.[/sup]
<breaking out the almond oil>
I believe we were going to investigate a massage, weren’t we, little Bunny?
[sub]With apologies to Porc…[/sub]
Allow me to quote from a post I made a while ago, just a few customizations for you, Bunny:
Say, would you like to try something a touch more sensual…?
<ts begins unbuttoning his shirt…
Well jeez, ya know, this is why we have Canadian Orgy Dopefests.
You crazy 'mericans are making me blush. :o
Heh… heh. Secret Canadian Dopefest Orgy.
Heh. I love those.
Oh my God, am I late? Where to jump in without imposing?
*jeeez…*and I’d settle for a little huggin’ & kissin’!
Damn…I really could use a good lay too…tease!!
Anyone around Boston lookin to get lucky?
Well,since Crunchy’s nowhere to be found…
::Grabs TN,wraps her arms around him and starts whispering in his ear::
Did I mention I get, uh, vocal when something feels good?
::Bunny rises slowly off the table with a little moan of “mmmmm, that was soooooo nice” (in a Kathleen Turner-esque voice); she holds the towel to her with only one hand on her chest, the rest falling loosely down her sides, goes to the door and tells the people in line, “Sorry, we’re closed”, shuts and locks the door.
Walking over to the CD player, she flips on Janet Jackson’s Would you Mind, stands behind ts and, reaching around, says, “Here, let me help you with that shirt.”
[sub]Oh, my, I’m blushing[/sub]