Tygr staggers out the meeting room door, clad only in a towel and a light sheen of almond oil, and stumbles over to the bar. He downs three shots of single-malt and torches a cigarette before staggering to the other side of the clubhouse and crashing heavily on the couch. The Lady Mermaid appears in the doorway to the back room, sporting her own glistening sheen, an arched eyebrow, and a sly smile. Tygr looks at her, shakes his head in amazement, and takes another healthy drag.
Someone calls out from across the room, “Hey, Tygr, you know if you smoke afterwards, yer doing it too fast!”
“Dude, I wasn’t going too fast. I wasn’t even driving. I was just hanging on for dear life…”
Where to start, indeed…
<ts sees the small hands reaching around him and feels the soft caress of her hair as his shirt falls away>
<Turning in Bunnys embrace, facing her and breathing deep her scent, think eases the towel from between their two bodies>
The warmth of Bunnys chest meets that of thinks, skin on skin, and a light sigh escapes them both.
There he stands, staring down into Bunnys upturned gaze, lips slightly parted, eyes and pupils wide in excited anticipation, she stands on her tippy-toes, pressed ever-so-gently against him. They finish pulling thinks cloths off and remain together. A new source of heat burns, rising slowly between them, tickling Bunnys tummy. She giggles nervously with bell-like laughter.
<Leaning towards her, his lips just brush Bunnys forehead, think mouths some words and in a voice a full octave deeper than normal, he says:>
“I could stand here with you all day…the feeling of your heart beating and your breath on my skin…”
<Instead, he lifts her up, his arms gently enfolding her as her legs wrap around his waist. He raises her body until her lips meet his, and then… just the slightest touch, a nibble, and he sets her on the couch, kneeing in front of her> to be continued…
:: Having recovered somewhat, Tygr checks a map. ::
It appears that, if I left town immediately, I could make it to the greater Boston area by… hmmm, sometime tomorrow morning. No good, Tygr’s first rule is “Never keep a lady waiting.”
“Hello, travel agent? Need the earliest non-stop express flight to Bahston…”
For the protection of the innocent (or the guilty, as the case may be :D), I’m taking my real response to this to email.
But, here’s a cleaned-up version for y’all to enjoy:
Mermaid pounds on the door,"Hey, open up in there! We need the room…stop hogging everything…you’ve been in there 3 hours!
ts yells out “Hold on; almost done.” ts opens the door as wide as the smile on his face, Bunny thrown over his shoulder. Both are partially robed, sweaty and flushed.
Mermaid asks Bunny, “Why’s he carrying you like that?” Bunny replies, with a smile that looks like the cat that ate the canary, “Oooh, I’m having a little trouble walking; we’re gonna go sit in the hot tub”. ts’s smile gets bigger and heads off to the Jacuzzi, Bunny in tow.
[sub]think, I see a future for you as a sweaty romance writer. I’m fanning myself here! [/sub]
Tygr’s eyes threaten to pop out of his head. Okay, THERE’S one thing The Mermaid neglected to mention.
Umm, Pammi? Look, my dear, would it be at all possible for me to send my ticket to you and you come join me here? For some reason, I’m suddenly reluctant to leave… (Not that you wouldn’t be worth it… )
Um, ts, BG, and porc? If it’s alright with y’all, I’m gonna settle myself here on the far side of the gazebo as a third-… uh, fourth-party observer.
thinksnow sits, ironically enough, in a hot-tub, flanked on his left by the soft and cuddly Bunny and on his right by the surprisingly soft and cuddly porcupine. Across the way, and it is some distance as this is the mother of all hot-tubs (I think it was turned down by Anthracite as too big for her palace), sits a forlorn Tygr, seemingly spent and exhausted.
“Come join us, Tygr, this is an orgy, after all. I’m expecting Manservant and Geobabe to join us any moment, you may as well slide on over.”
<the girls find an interest in each others contours, the way people that have only just met can>
<Refueling with a refreshing umbrella drink, ts moves to the side, wondering where he can get some energy food (read: big fat steaks.)>
“Say, is there a Chef in the house? I’d be very grateful if she could find something to sate my appetite…”
…and thinksnow moves to the top of my Favorites list! [sub](Nevermind, it’s a joke that’s so far inside, I’m not sure I get it.)[/sub]
<the girls find an interest in each others contours, the way people that have only just met can>
Yes, well, ts yer handsome enough, I suppose, and while I am enjoying the visuals these two gorgeous ladies are providing…I know we just met and all, but howzabout you and I just exchange handshakes for the time being…
<Refueling with a refreshing umbrella drink, ts moves to the side, wondering where he can get some energy food (read: big fat steaks.)>
Okay, NOW yer talking. 'Course, since we are in the water, I’ll have to refrain for a half-hour afterwards from any vigorous activity.
But I think slow sensual activity would be just fine. <Tygr casts an eye about for a lovely lady who might feel the same way.>
