I’m an artist- heck, it’s what I do for a living. The thing is, I need to work on my nude work. Anyone (preferably female [sub]and hot[/sub] want to pose for me? I can’t pay ya, but I’ll let you keep what I draw… 
I am SO bored here at the office lately.
Where are you? (So I can avoid that city) 
If only I wasn’t standing hip-deep in statistics homework…
Oh damn. I’m not “hot”. Sorry.
It’s been a rough day at the office. While I am female, the best I can muster up is “lukewarm”.
::feebly attempting to flex and preen::
Nope. Limp and lifeless. Sorry.
Where are you? I don’t have any problems posing for you - and I’m a belly dancer, so by definition I’m hot. 
Bally, hip-deep still leaves plenty to draw. I suggest that you set something up post-haste. And send me copies.
No no, that Jack Dawson charcoal nude on the divan stuff is out of date. If you want cute girlies shaking their goodies at you do this: 1. get a good digital camera 2. Get an underwater housing 3. go to a pool party 4. Add moderate amounts of beer and Segrams coolers.
Instant nude underwater titties. Guaranteed. If a schlub like me can do it anyone with half a personality can do it. Enjoy.
Half? You finally sprung for the upgrade?
Liar! Silvy’s real name is Hotty Mc Hot Hot!