jjimm
November 1, 2002, 9:19am
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British TV gave out Saddam Hussein’s email address this morning - apparently someone hacked his inbox.
If you want to send him a cheery “how’s it going Saddy” (or perhaps less friendly sentiment…), just mail press@uruklink.net
This has been a public service announcement.
jjimm
November 1, 2002, 9:24am
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Here’s the full story .
Apparently some Western companies have been offering him arms deals too.
yojimbo
November 1, 2002, 10:34am
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How do you get those mail bombs working again
Mail him where?
I got dibs on mailing him to Antarctica!
You could always email him at his official website.
We chat about Oprah shows often.
http://www.uruklink.net/iraq/
DAMMIT, ** Bosda **, you beat me to the punch! I was going to make a postage joke. Now it all seems so… redundant.
Kn(always a little late out of the starting gate)cklers
P.S.: Hehehe. Funny Typo. “Kn*cklers.” I like that.
I mailed a letter last month to a hotel in Baghdad asking them to reserve the ballroom foir a Victory Day party in 1 Febrary. No reply yet.
What restaurant was Gorbachev doing TV commercials for recently? Kentucky Fried Chicken maybe?
Saddam Hussein has such high name and face recognition, he’s a natural soft drink or athletic footwear spokesman.
On Aug. 16, the CEO of a California wireless technology-maker e-mailed Saddam to request a meeting. According to the CEO’s message, the two could discuss “technology improvements and exporting of rich technology abroad.”
This company should be put out of business. Feel anyway you want about the situation, but thats downright illegal.
Ooops I missed the next sentence.
In a press release dated Sept. 13, the company said it has developed “4G” wireless technology capable of being used “as a weapon to ignite large sections of the atmosphere and incinerate all living creatures within its pre-selected coordinates.” The press release also called for the resignation of President Bush.
:eek:
No no no!!!
Send him EVERY FWD you can find! Glurge, ULs, virus alerts, penis enlargment ads. EVERYTHING!!!
YEAH!!!
Take a second, and pause for the poor Iraqi Hamsters running that server.
DEAR MR PRESIDENT SADDAM HUSSEIN, I AM AN OFFICIAL, AT THE NIGERIAN MINSTRY OF FINANCES…
Just FYI – I posted this yesterday but it got eaten by the hamsters. Grr…
Oh, sure . Just yesterday I posted a Grand Unified Field Theory, blueprints for a car that gets 500 MPG in city driving, and a simple cost-free action the Chicago Reader can take to speed up the SDMB 10-fold, but those pesky hamsters ate it all.
I just posted the worlds most pithy retort to MEBuckner just now.
The hamsters ate it all.
davidm
November 3, 2002, 6:42am
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Dear Mr. Nigerian Official,
Thank you for your kind offer. I would like to discuss this further but because of the sensitivity of this issue I would rather not use this address. In the future please contact me at press@uruklink.net
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