The surgeons who keep working on her ought to have their licenses revoked – she’s creepy as hell and planning on getting more work done.
She can’t even speak clearly, mostly because she’s got freaky fake lips and huge, picket-fence veneers on her teeth – and partly because her nose has been rebuilt so many times that she can barely breath through it. It sounds like she’s trying to talk with a dead fish in her mouth. (And she wants to be an actress. Okay…)
When she grins, the bottom half of her face looks like it’s pushed up under her cheek implants, creating weird dimples that you could lose your car-keys in.
WTF? She’s not even thirty, and she’s well on her way to being as much of a shambling thing as Jocelyn Wildenstein.
Eh, she’s not that bad looking. A little odd, but not ugly, and not certainly not Jocelyn Wildenstein “oh-my-God-it’s-coming-right-at-us” hideous freakishness. Maybe it’s worse when you’re looking at video, and not a still picture. But if it took her 28 surguries to get there, she’d better have started out looking like Ron Jeremy, because that’s a hell of a lot of work for a pretty middling result.
Damn, that’s a big picture. Larry King’s on again at nine, right? I might have to check it out then, but I’m listening to As It Happens, and it’s been so long since I listened to As It Happens…
Nah, the big picture is on her front page. (3.5mb jpeg. WTF?) I’m pretty sure that one picture is the main reason she’s over her bandwidth level.
Much worse. Her face doesn’t move properly when she speaks, it’s like a mask. Also, keep in mind that in her glamour shots, she’s professionally lit, made up, and, if I’m not mistaken, retouched.
I’ve commented before that Mr. King can usually be counted on for outrageously insensitive and offensive questions. Tonight he was in fine form: “Are you ugly with your clothes off?”
Hell, he was Must See TV(in a Iraqi information minister way) during Katrina.I watched just to see him ask everyone "But didya see any bodies???" in the same tone he uses to discuss the breeding habits of cracker starlets. Since I leap for the remote whenever news shows go to the white-chick-in-peril stories, I hardly ever see him anymore.
There’s some guy on the awfulplasticsurgery.com site, a singer for a band called Dead or Alive. I literally spent about 30 seconds gaping at the before and after. Good lord in hell. If it weren’t on the website, I’d swear that the picture had been photoshopped as a joke. I mean – a guy with lips that make Angelina Jolie look like a piker?
(Darn you for pointing me there! I spent nearly a hour last night looking at the pictures there. It’s like a train wreck – you can’t look away.)
