Enderw23, I just have to ask: What are “scongs”? It sounds like a cross between “scones” and “thongs” - is it scones while wearing thongs? If so, which one is buttered? 
Are there recipes in The Gay Agenda[sup]TM[/sup], too? Maybe I should join.
Esprix, if you recruit me, what prizes do you get? And more importantly, will you split them with me?
Esprix, you ROCK.
sassyKYjelly, you DON’T.
sassyKYredhead, you forgot to spell Esprix’s name incorrectly. I believe that’s required for any Xspris bashing.
:wally
Well, maybe SassyKYredhead is jealous of the gay lifestyle depicted on “Queer As Folk”. Hell, I’m envious, and I’m gay!
Maybe some guys get to live a dizzying whirl of discos, drugs, and wild, promiscuous sex, but I have to get up early to go to work, so I have to content myself with a cup of tea and playing with my cat.
All right, all right, I admit it Cantrip.
I tried to write a funny parody of the “gay agenda” but I failed miserably. You see, all I could do was think of Esprix all buttered up in a thong. Damn! His gayness is contagious. I wonder if the Red Cross gives gay shots.
Hey, I just thought of something. What if “rooutine” in the OP’s title isn’t really “routine?” Anyone else sick of Esprix’s “poor gay martyr” rooting?
MMMM, Esprix all buttered up in a thong!
YOU GUYS ARNT BEING VERY SUTTLE ANYMORE!!!
Yes, they do. It’s another way the Gay Community recruits. Here’s how it works: The Red Cross accepts blood donations, but not from gays. Why? Because when they take your blood, they surreptitiously inject the Gay Gene[sup]TM[/sup], thus giving you gayness! If they inject the Gay Gene[sup]TM[/sup] into an already gay person, that person becomes straight again. Thus, the questions about homosexual encounters since 1977, etc. That’s also why they take those extra vials of blood at the beginning or end of the donation - to make sure that you remain Gaysup[/sup] from donation to donation. And you thought it was discriminatory against gays. Ha!
Or did you mean shots to prevent you from becoming Gaysup[/sup]?
Nah!
Hey, Coldfire, what happened, you run out of questions marks at the end there! Oh, shit, I see - you used them all up - I can’t find one for that last sentence. Damn!
Damn, Cantrip, why didn’t you bring up that whole Red Cross/Gay Gene thingie in the Pit thread about the Red Cross a while back? Woulda helped our cause…
You guys fucking slay me.
Cantrip said:
It’s schlongs, you guys. Hot, buttered schlongs. Geesh.
I thought he was talking about scones. I do love a good buttered scone.
ANYONE SICK AND TIRED OF PEOP{LE WHO CAN"T SPELL OR USE BACKSPACE TYPING CRAP WITHOUT THINKIGN ABOOT IT AND THEN PUTTING THE ALL THE PUNCTUATION FOR THE WHOLE SENTENCE AT THE END??? IN ALL CAPS!!! BUT NO COMMAS EVEN BETWEEN UNRELATED THOUGHTS LIKE AS IF SHE HAS ANY BRAIN CELLS TO BEGIN WITH???
You know, on first read I thought that said “you gays fucking slay me.”
Damn, so much for my witty comment. Hmph.
Oh, well, carry on.
Sassy- what, you’re not showing up to defend yourself, you halfwit?
I guess she forgot how to turn on her computer…
Oh, man, you guys are going to get me fired. And my nasal mucosa are now coated with Filtered Water, Caramel Coloring, aspartame and 40mg of sodium, thank you very much.
Rasa, The Gay Agenda[sup]TM[/sup] is revealed strictly on a need-to-know basis. Enderw23 asked a direct question, which Rule 43.1.6 states must be addressed directly. However, Rule 3 states that there is no Rule 3, which clearly implies that any discussion of the gayification done by the Red Cross should be confined to this forum, and specifically post#979595.
As if you didn’t know that. 
Oh, yeah, and Necros, where does the tea come in?
The word is subtle, Poof Daddy. It’s a sad, sad day when I have to correct somebody elses spelling. Geeze, you’d think English is your second language or something. 
Keith
Odie, he was making fun of Sassy.
Maybe Coldfire was being a little too suttle here.
OK, OK I admit it I was “wooshed”. God what kind of pathetic excuse of a worm can let that happen to himself, OK I will shut up now.
Keith
In a thread that made me giggle out loud many a time, this
made my eyes water from laughing so hard. Way to go, Coldfire!
And Odieman, in a way, your response made it even funnier.