AP Headline: "Simpson Finally Sings on `Today' Show"

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

Godammit. I clicked on the article expecting, "Yes, Matt, I did kill Nicole and Ron . . . "

2

“…I did it *myyyy * wayy!”

3

*I used to looooove her
but I had to kiiiiill her . . . *

4

And now I’m happier this way!

5

“Now, axe me another question.”

6

I’m old. When I see “Simpson,” I think:

  1. Homer
  2. O.J.
  3. Senator
  4. Wallis

“Jessica” is not even on my list.