Or, Doors has some explaining to do! A friend of mine sent me this hysterical, off-color, and TMI clip of Air Force pilots singing the praises of Gold Bond Powder as applied to their testicular regions. Yeah, it’s definately NSFW, but it is pretty funny (interesting hand puppet in the clip), and you can see it here.
It’s a bit exaggerated, but I won’t go so far as to say it’s not true. We also don’t habitually hang our johnson out for all to see, and we certainly don’t do talcum powder circle jerks like these guys, but swamp nuts and farts? Yeah, that’s not too abnormal. We have this one guy that farts so bad that we violate Air Force regs about fire on planes and light a match when he rips. It’s either that or bail out. And when you’re on an 8-hour mission in a 90-degree airplane you definitely have that not-so-fresh feeling when the day is done.
That was pretty funny. I’ll have to pass that one around at work.
Gee, when I worked in the foundry, it was the crack of my ass that caused me problems due to sweat build up, not me nards. Of course, I was wearing blue jeans and not a flight suit, so that might have something to do with it.
The computer I’m on doesn’t do video clips well, but I think I get the drift.
I don’t have either a johnson or his two sons to worry about, but I will confess that on hot days I powder up the, uh, “chesticles” and otherwise deal with sweat on the girls. The crotch region has been known to get sweaty, too. Yeah, “not so fresh feeling” indeed…
Good lord - you realize I’d probably not be having this discussion in real life?
Not even with Mr. Broomstick?
No – although the Mr. has frequently offered to help dust the Delicate Bits in question. He claims it’s to provide “even coverage”. I suspect his underlying motives are a bit different, but since he is my husband he’s allowed that and at times even encouraged. 
Well, like at least two other posters here have had in the past, I’m experiencing the Heartbreak of Psoriasis on my genitals.
Menthol stings.
It could be worse, it could be remoras.
Dictionary.com: “having on the head a sucking disk”
You sure? 
Well, sharks in The Far Side don’t seem to like 'em. 
And here I was regretting not meeting you in Las Vegas…give Ms. Robyn my deepest sympathies…and you have just ruined all those homoerotic fantasies about the Air Force…back the the Navy fantasies for me…
Why do so many Navy men get tattoos on their backs?
So the Marines have something to read on the ship.
Seriously, though, Gold Bond on your nuts? No way. Too drying. When I was in Air Force boot camp there were some guys who did that, and let me tell you, it ain’t no good…