And he sent me this e-mail:
Believe me I know not what I do
Please forgive me I can't stop lovin' you
I can't stop lovin' you...
With Lots Of Affection…
From Your Loving Husband…
Hmmmm…How drunk was I at that last Doperfest?
The weird thing is, there is no sender address, so I can’t tell him I wuvs him back. This marriage has serious communication problems.
Anybody who quotes Bryan Adams deserves to get his ass kicked.
No, I can’t forget this evening
Or your face as you were leaving
But I guess that’s just the way the story goes
You always smile but in your eyes your sorrow shows
Yes, it shows…
Your Poor Sad Wife,
…too bad I don’t know my dear Mihir’s addy, so I can send it back. Frankly, I give this marriage another two weeks, tops.
not quite Mihir, but maybe this is the guy
thats quite a scary e-mail for someone to send…
All I can say is…
Mahir, I kiss you too.
I also like sex, music, travel and is want to come Turkey.
I really, really want to give banner too.
So Mahir, if you read this call me,
(unless you are really JDT, then never mind)
Mihir, not Mahir! Sheesh…do you really think a gal like me could have won the love of that Turkish stud?
Maybe it is this guy tatortot.
He isn’t as cool as Mahir but he is a computer gig. (what ever that is!)
Aw, tater, don’t sell yourself short - I’m certain he could LEARN to love you…
Yeah, I admit it. I’m jealous. I want a secret e-mail lover…
Maybe he’s related to this guy.
“Tater and Mihir, sittin’ in a tree…”
I thought you were gonna say he always says “hi, it’s me here” when he calls…
Awww…tater! I hope it is this guy! After all, he has black hairs and specks! But watch out and don’t let him referee anything–he is not very fair!
And it’s so cute the way his name follows your little cursor around all over the place!
You know, if I had to have a second husband to make my life more complicated that it already is, I’m glad it’s Mihir. He likes BoyZone!
Count your blessings it could be Westlife :eek: