Really? You’re that dense? You’re so unreasonable that “Fuck the facts” you must believe the worst? Yeah, fine. Idiot.
So at the snap of my finger I can magically forward your phone to mine? Still not sure how I benefit from that. Because then what? I get to burn up my prepaid minutes talking to who? Someone calls your phone and I get the call and say what? Who is this? Are you banging my wife? Get in line I guess. You do realize that I understand you live with someone? This isn’t about what we have done the past 4 years but where are we going now. Yeah, we’ve probably both seen other people since then. Going forward though was what I thought our goal was. That was my goal. Trying to intercept your fucking phone calls (because surely you’ll never figure that out) is not a priority to me. I get enough of my own goddamn calls thank you very fucking much.
And yet still… How exactly did I do this? I didn’t have posession of your phone. M’kay so I called Verizon and told them that my phone was not with me and would they please just forward it to my other number? Another Verizon number? Uh, no Mr. CSR… But does that really matter? uh, password? Shit do I really need a password? psycho hosebag? No? Well damnit, maybe it should be! Come on dude… just forward the damn phone or I’ll have to talk to your manager! Ha! Yeah let’s see ya make that work for ya. I’ll give $20 to anyone that can forward my phone remotely. Ok phreaks… I’m sure someone probably can… It would be short lived I’m guessing and I really always thought phreaks took over the entire phone.
I must say though… all of my female friends have said that YOU did this to make me look like an asshole so you could just say forget this. And strangley, that day, you’re son was trying to call you and got me instead. Less then 2 hours later you went to his house? He lives 2 hours from you too. And you just show up there with this “phone crisis”. If your phone was taken over by me, why is that the only call I received? And if I took over your phone, why was it so easy for you to cancel the call forwarding? What’s stopping me from doing it again? If I did get customer service to do it for me wouldn’t I make it hard for you to cancel it? I Mean they’re obviously eating out of my hand. Do you have no brain cells left that allow you to reason?
Obviously the Evil Magic Man has defiled mommies phone and must be told! He told me when I answered his call I was going to jail for “messing with other peoples stuff”. Really? Jail? Your mom is there? May I speak with her? Of course not. Didn’t think so. Have another drink, Dorothy Marie. I respect your son for sticking up for his mother but he’s never been the brightest bulb in the pack. And even if you did tell him we had seen each other he might have some disdain at the thought but he wouldn’t interfer in your life like that.
So that leaves 2. You or your guy you live with.
I can’t decide how to cast my vote. lol! yeah you did it… Doesn’t matter though. I’m done with you. If that was a prelude of things to come then PHEW!!! Thanks! Dodged one there!
No good deed goes unpunished.
“I take away reason and accountability…” J.Nicholson =as good as it gets=
<obligatory cussing, spitting, nasty name calling here. or did i already take care of that?>:smack:
I wonder if you could call Verizon and just say “Hi, I’ve been getting calls lately from people that say were trying to call xxx-xxx-xxxx, in fact I just tried calling that number and my own phone rang, could you look and see if it’s being forwarded to me? Oh it is? Could you take that off, it must be a mistake. Thanks. Oh, and could you put a note in your file to make sure it doesn’t get done again by accident. Thanks again, have a nice day.”
Your marriage already had severe problems, and in fact, your wife is actually living with another man. Yet you, for some reason, thought that getting back together was going to work. I’d say your stepson is not the only one that doesn’t seem to be the brightest bulb in the box.
Yes, Alice. I agree. Although as a side note she claims they’re just basically roommates and she sleeps on the couch and only lives there because it’s free. “So basically you’re just using him? her: Yes”. M’kay. The claim is he’s impotent. Limp dick. Can’t “get-it-up”… Funny thing is I couldn’t tell you, nor do I care, if my male roommate can get a boner because…uh… how the fuck would I know unless I was trying to get him to fuck me?
So fucking flame me already. I’m an idiot and deserve it. I just figured out of 3 marriages it would be nice if I could get one of them to work! Perhaps I should pick them better though. Or maybe I’m the problem. I really have to stop getting married after we’re finally divorced. :-p
Not you, but it sounds like a modern-day Bart Simpson type prank to dial *72 based on the last thread on any particular phone you find laying around, and then walk away. The phone will be forwarded to whatever number someone dials next on the very good chance it is a Verizon phone, and hilarity will ensue.
The actual dialer probably won’t realize what is going on, and having set the forwarding, will simply try to dial the phone again, thinking the call didn’t go though.
Another reason to never leave your phone laying around.
His (ex?) wife has a cell phone. All calls placed to the cell phone are being forwarded to his phone. He didn’t set that up, be he’s being blamed for it.