To paraphrase Denis Leary,
“Hey hey hey, pull that bus over to the side of the pretentiousness turnpike, I want the shiny people over here and the happy people over there, I represent angry gun toting meat eating fucking people!, sit down and shut the fuck up Michael.”
I have several dozen AOL CD’s for use as coasters in my house. All of them are different. They make a good coaster, although some explaining is often required.
They also make a fantastic mobile. All you need is a dozen or so aol disks of various colors and designs, a dowel slightly thicker than a pencil(cut in two), a drill, a nut and bolt, some fishing line, a candle, and something metal that is sharp and narrow.
Heat the metal thing (I used one of those tools for drawing circles) with the candle then plunge it through the edge of the aol disk. Be sure to do both sides, so the hole isn’t ragged. *do not try to use the drill on the aol disk. It’s not a good idea, trust me. * repeat with all aol disks. Do it top and bottom to those you’d like to connect.
Cut the dowel in two and drill holes for the nut and bolt. Drill smaller holes at each end of the dowels as well. Once you’ve assembled the dowels into an X you need to string your aol disks in a pleasant manner and tie them into the holes in the dowel.
The assembled mobile makes a good gift for people with a quirky sense of humor
Why do people think cd’s make good coasters? a) They aren’t absorbant so liquid rolls right off of them, and b) there’s a friggin’ hole in the middle of the thing!
Underwear as coasters? That’s a different subject altogether.
Guy down the street from me has a tee-pee shaped light setup outside his house. Each bulb is poked through the center of an AOL disc, so that when they’re lit up at night you get a lovely halo effect on each light.
Clever and thrifty!
And AfterAugust, for what it’s worth I dig REM too. Although as horrid as I am to my CD’s I can’t really summon too much righteous outrage over a temporarily slippy yet ultimately unharmed disc. Do you have a lock on your door?
If i accidentally fuck up when trying to burn a CD on my computer, i use the wasted disc as a coaster. It is not so much to avoid liquid getting on the table; i use it more often for hot beverages so that the hot cup does not leave marks on my varnished wood coffee table.
Which one? Though I hate to think of any of my precious REM collection being scratched, damaged or lost, I’d be only mildly annoyed about Reveal, while I would be driven to paroxysms of screaming rage if I had to replace Automatic For the People again.
I don’t want to be alarmist or anything, but you’re on the slippery slope.
Find the culprit (if you want to vent your spleen on one person), or just tell your flatmates not to take your stuff out of your room.
Bitter past experiences (six years of flatting as both culprit and victim) have taught me that the sooner stuff like that is sorted out the less chance you’ll end up in the dreaded flat war.
A few grumblings about your expressing displeasure now is preferable to the festering animosity that can result if you don’t…
Personally, I’d tell whoever it was to get their goddamned hands off my stuff. But, then again, I’m very possessive of my REM.
Seriously, though…you really, really need to talk to whoever did that. It’s just beyond rude, and if you don’t nip it in the bud, it’s just gonna get worse.
People suck. My son’s roommate took the other roommate’s car TO COLORADO (from Chicago) without permission. How nice! Thank you for the utmost in respect and caring!