Apparently there's something "wrong" with me.

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Did you just diss Pacino?

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[pacino]HOOOO HAH! Yes I did, son. Yes, I did and I’m not trying to blow sunshine up your ass. Say hello to my liddle frieeend. Just when you thought you were out, they start pulling you back in. Are you talking to me? Fuck, fuck,fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck and more fuck.

HoooHah! [/pacino]

Sorry. No can do.

Of course there is something “Wrong” with you.

If you pursue Sunshine, you are “Wrong” for letting your intentions be known to the woman and letting her understand that your interested in her. She has got other men in her life and it’s just plain wrong that you can’t control your emotions enough to refrain from pursing a woman already claimed by another man.

If you don’t pursue Sunshine, you are “Wrong” because she is waiting for you to claim her from the other men in her life. If you only could understand how wonderful your life would be with her as your woman, you’d know that life would just plain be wrong without her.

She fucked you over man, metaphysically speaking. Now see if you get her to fuck you over, physically speaking. Shag the sister, too, while you’re at it; preferably at the same time in the same bed for your Crown of Manhood. Afterwards, seek out a mousey Librarian by day and Insatiable Sex Beast by night to wed. I’m too old for this shit, but someone has to do it.

Shirley you are you harsh! We tell man his best friend is a dog. In reality this is is his best friend.

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They live for that, you know they do.

I say this as a skanky women of dubious honour…all my customers left happy :wink:

Tony, don’t you know? In America, first you have to get the the money. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, THEN you get the woman.
That’s where you went wrong…

Except when the little head is screaming: I HAVE TO PEE!!! Then it’s a good idea to listen to the little head.

My little head only talks when I’m dropping acid, I’ll tell you whut.

Hamlet, you cannot give it any reign! That is why we have a device called “Adult Diapers”. :stuck_out_tongue:

Tony, believe me when I tell you, I’ve dated that chick. She is so not worth it. You keep thinking that sooner or later you’ll get to fuck her. You won’t. She’ll string you along and keep you thinking you will, but when the time comes for her to put out, she’ll be long gone. This is her favorite game. It’s a cruel and psychotic one.

She be bad news.

tdn, please, logic and reason are not allowed in coercing a more gullible male into a Valued Life Learning Experience © for our sadistic dining and dancing pleasure. Please go buzzkill elsewhere.

You need to find some guy who will post here and we get the** Point/Counter Point ** side of things. This would be for pure academic reasons.

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No no no. You’ve got it all wrong. In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.

But…but they are my obsession…I mean we all need to find our matches somehow

Actually that line was made famous by Deniro in “Taxi Driver”

And that one by Richard Burns in “Saving Ryan’s privates”

So, how YOU doin’?

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Did you just diss Pacino?

You left one out…

[Pacino]I fought for you![/Pacino]

I cannot even begin to count the number of ways you are in trouble… :smiley:

Oh, yeah. Attica! Attica! Attica!

You’re out of order! You’re out of order! This whole court is out of order!

Pacino/Deniro. Same Guy. Taxi Godfather. The Scent of a Taxidriver. Feh.

If this thread keeps going… I’m coming in here with a FLAMETHROWER…

Are you trying to seduce me?