Appropriate things to say immediately before indulging in a bout of maniacal laughter

Eureka!

Yes, I was the one who invented Pokemon.

I believe this belongs to you?

It’s Alive! It’s Alive!

Did you notice that subtle almond aftertaste?

You only have 24 hours to live!

I believe in maniacally laughing for no reason.

You want me to WHAT?

You want to know what the third English word ending in GRY is?

Release the horde of cute and furry creatures!

I believe in evil, pure evil.

So Collounsbury, what are the distinguishing intellectual and physical features of the four major races?

I’ve been reading through MPSIMS thread topic titles and am convinced that there are very few of them that wouldn’t fit well with a burst of maniacal laughter at the end.

Try it!

“Oh, and one more thing: you must find the Jade Monkey before the next full moon”

But I will be back… in an other dimension…

Let’s see, last two threads I’ve started here;
“My Ass is Asleep”
“I’m Going to Make a Wedding Dress for my Cat”
Yup. (I think the second one is better with a burst of maniacal laughter at the end.)

One good bout of maniacal laughter always deserves another.

“I’m afraid that won’t be possible, my dear. You see, there are no real palaeontologists here at all”

“You want a double room? The only double room we have available is [twitch]Room 13b[/twitch]”

“Don’t touch that! It belonged to Mummy, before she…left”

“You know how some days you just want to grab the world by the crotch and squeeze till its eyes water? Well, I feel like that all the time!”

“Lewis Carroll was a fool! The Snark was not a Boojum, and I can prove it”

“Headingly! Dress the prisoner in a kilt and unleash the giant porcupines”

I’ll show you! I’ll show ALL of you!

I took my son to a petting zoo which had llamas, on the weekend. I yelled this. He tried to.

I sure like my kid’s brain patterns.

you and your normalcy! HA! ::maniacle laughter::

“You want to order DSL?”

“No, seriously. A lot of men have this problem from time to time.”

Of course it’s my first time.

Of course I really love you.

Of course I’ll warn you first. -or- No, I’d never want you to get that in your mouth.

Of course I’ll pull out.

Of course I won’t get it in your hair.

Of course I didn’t mean to stick it there. [sub]right Satan?[/sub]

Of course I’ll respect you in the morning.

Of course I’ve been tested.

Of course I put one on.

Of course I never slept with you sister/best friend/mother/brother.

I own the entire John Denver collection, he rocks.

so which, the fourth, the fifth … ??

You’re about to take it up the ass!

Hand me your cellphone, please.

Opal, could you come over here?

No, the cafeteria food here is quite edible.

Mmm, fresh meat.

Make sure you bring some extra lube.

It hasn’t even **begun[/.]!

Push the button, Max.

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this - Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH IS ON THE LINE! A HA HA HA HA HA! A HA HA HA HA HA! A HA HA HA HA…

[thump]
[sub]I love that movie…[/sub]

“Brad, Janet, welcome to the Frankenstein place.”

TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION IS WITHIN MY GRASP!!!

BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!