April 15. Hmm. April 15 . . .

I just have this feeling that there’s something I’m supposed to do by April 15. I can’t remember what it is. Some kind of April 15 deadline for something.

Well, it can’t be that important.

Uh… do you live under a rock?

April 15th is Garbage Day.

It’s the Mahavir Jayanti X festival in India of course. Jeez, who forgets that?

That’s the day before my birthday…were you supposed to pick up the cake for my surprise party?

Hey, I have something to do by then to…

…I think it has something to do with… green pebbles? And… Cheese steak?

Definitely some cheese involved…

There always seems to be some bruhaha around then.

Yeah, people tend to kinda go a bit postal around that time…

I think it’s when the Post Office lets you mail anything, anywhere, for free.

It sure explains the crowds around them that day.

I think it’s from a play: “Beware the Ides of April” keeps coming to mind.

Hey, whatever it is, if it were that important, you’d remember. I wouldn’t tax your brain trying to figure it out.

It’s Father Damien Day in Hawai’i?

I’d like to call you to discuss this in more detail, but I’d have to ask for your extension first.

April 15 is my school’s spring concert. Maybe my school invited you? Oh, wait you said it’s a deadline of some sort…never mind.

One of my best friends in an accountant. I keep asking him to go out for a beer after work but he’s working late every night. He said call him on the 16th, he’s gonna get really drunk.

The Titanic sank on April 15, 1912.

I remember reading that more crime is committed on April 15th an any other day.

I am not sure what everyone is doing on that day but I would advise you to stay inside to be on the safe side.

OK, come on, people, if we all put our heads together I’m sure we can deduce what Campion needs to do on April 15.

In fact, if would be kind of find to get the whole family involved. You know, ask the kids for ideas. Bigger families could really have some fun with it, as the more children you have, the more deductions you’ll get!

I’ve got it. It’s a Friday. TGIF.

It’s my brother’s birthday, were you supposed to send him a card?