“Never have I partied so hearty!”
Apu: “These hotdogs are for decoration only. There is only one bozo who comes in and buys them”
Homer: “But I … oh”
(just after a comment was made about his unhealty foods)
Customer: Can I get some beef jerky?
Apu: Would you like some vodka with that?
Customer: Umm…sure, why not?
“Thank you for coming! I’ll see you in hell!” (blam!)
I still want to know where Apu gets tofu dogs that he can sell 8 for 99 cents.
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Mr. Miskatonic *
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I hate when people do that!
Barney: And I’m not too crazy about our Stonewall Jackson!
Apu: The South will – come again!
That works better when you can hear it… 
APU: There it is, the original convenience store.
HOMER: This isn’t very convienent.
APU: Must you mock everything in my culture?
And then Apu says to Samurai Jack…
Oh, sorry.
Wrong Apu thread 
“Let’s party like it’s 19,99$…”
“Don’t worry, I’ll tell everyone you were untouchable!”
“Silly customer, you cannot hurt a twinkie!”
Apu opens a the nonacoholic beer door in his cooler to take Lisa to his rooftop garden.
Lisa: But what are you going to do if someone wants a nonalcoholic beer?
Apu: You know, it’s never come up.
I have been shot twelve times. Once I almost had to miss work.
“Well, I run my own business. I’m not much of a talker, but I am a good listener. I like to cook. And in my spare time, I like to build furniture, and then have a conversation about where to put it.” (Paraphrased.)
“Yes, absolutely.”
“Say it! We need a sound bite.”
“Yes, we have a love-eight relationship!”
“Later, I tried to drink nectar from Sonjay’s head.”