Ultimate Simpsons Poll

Cafe Society
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10 Questions inspired by the TOp 25 thread.

Best guest appearance, appearing as self
James Woods

Best guest appearance, appearing as a character
Dustin Hoffman

Best Daydream Sequence
Homer dreaming of Germany as the Land of Chocolate

Most touching moment
Homer sitting on his car hood after seeing his mom off

Most touching and humorous moment
Martin, utterly naked, in his ruined pool as Frank Sinatra sings “Summer Wind”

Best Sign
Master Knows All Except Combination To Safe

Most Disgusting Thing Homer Has Eaten
Sandwich found behind the radiator

Best ‘Location’ Episode
Bart vs. Australia

Best Bart Prank Call
I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt

Best Homer ‘Smart’ Moment
Lisa! In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

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Best Day Dream Sequence

Homers recolection of the Town council where there is a many tentacled alien and him as a body builder. And the president turns up…i forget.

Location episode

When Homer goes to space, and Kent Brockman ‘hails to are ant overlords to work in their sugar mines’ - clasic stuff

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I’m going to have to disagree on your “Best Location Episode” and go with the Mr. Sparkle episode, and the best “Smart Homer” Moment is easily “I am so smart! S-M-R-T!”

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What about Best Moe Phone Retaliation:

I’m torn between “I’m gonna rip open your skull and paint my house with your brains!”

and

“One of these days, I’m gonna find you, and when I do, I’m gonna carve my name in your back with an icepick!”
Best Bart Prank Call:
“Hugh Jazz”

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Now that I think about it, I actually think Moe said “I’m gonna use your skull as a bucket and paint my house with your brains.” Either way, nasty.

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Actually I like the one. 'I’m gona rip out your eyballs and shove up your butt so you can watch me kicking your ass."

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I agree with the OP on a lot of these, so I’ll just post the ones that are different:

Best guest appearance, appearing as self
Mel Gibson. probably an unpopular choice, but I loved that episode

Most touching moment
The pictures of Maggie at Homer’s work station

Best Sign
In honor of the birth of our lord, Try n Save will be open all day on Christmas

Best Homer ‘Smart’ Moment
Walking with Flanders after Maude’s death
F:“hey that’s my Sprinkler!”
H:“it’s natural to feel that way, but the sprinkler is gone”

of course, ask me tommorow and my answers are likely to be totally different

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I agree with the OP on the ones I didn’t change.

Best guest appearance, appearing as self
All of the baseball guys from the softball ep.

Best guest appearance, appearing as a character
Jim Varney

Most touching moment
Maggie saying ‘daddy.’

Best Sign
Fire Gill, not guns

Best ‘Location’ Episode
Japan ep.

Best Bart Prank Call
Hugh Jazz

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Best Sign
(On a Las Vegas Casino) Loosest Craps in Town!

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Best guest appearance, appearing as self
Lucy Lawless. “Ha, ha, ha! I am unbelievably amused!”

Best guest appearance, appearing as a character
Albert Brooks as Hank Scorpio

Best Daydream Sequence
Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace. “When I’m finished with yee, they’ll have to do a compost-mortem!”

Best Sign
Sneed’s Feed & Seed (Formerly Chuck’s)

Best ‘Location’ Episode
Mr. Sparkle. “I am disrespectful to dirt! Can you see that I am serious?”

Best Homer ‘Smart’ Moment
“Perhaps, but let’s not get bogged down in semantics.”

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Best quickie song
Homer: I drink a whiskey drink. I drink a vodka drink. And when I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink.

Best guest appearance, appearing as self
Everyone from the Rock and Roll camp episode. Probably unpopular, but that episode cracked me up. Runner-up would have to be everyone on “Krusty Gets Kancelled”

Best ‘Location’ Episode
Australia “Mr. Prime Minister…ANDY!!!”

Most Disgusting Thing Homer Has Eaten
has to be the baking soda “antacid trip”

posted by Gangster octopus
Best Homer ‘Smart’ Moment

Homer is so funny in that episode.
“I’ve had quite enough of your Vassar bashing!!!”

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Best guest appearance, appearing as self
I don’t know if this counts, but I’ll say Jay Sherman, from The Critic.

Best Daydream Sequence
When Homer and Flanders marry the two casino waitresses, Homer lustfully considers what it’d be like to have two wives. His daydream shows him sitting in a hammock, while Marge chops some wood and the other wife digs a hole. Marge says “You know Homie, there’s so much more two wives could do for you…” and he says “I hear digging, but I don’t hear chopping!” As Marge sighs and gets back to chopping, a bee lands on Homer’s nose and stings him, awaking him from his dream. This hypothetical bee sting convinces Homer that having two wives is a bad idea.

Best Homer ‘Smart’ Moment
When Homer listens to the vocabulary enrichment tapes over night and starts using ridiculous verbose language. Later in the episode Lisa asks why Bart didn’t go to Homer for advice, and Bart says “I did, but I couldn’t understand a word he was saying.” or something like that. Then after he stops listening to the tapes, he forgets the word for “spoon.”

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“Best Homer Smart Moment”

Looks like you were barking up the wrong bush.
Homer, that was the smartest thing you are ever going to say and no one was around to hear it.
Doh!

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Best product label

On bottle of glue that Bart used to stick things all over his face:
“In case of accidental ingestion, consult a mortician.”

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No, I’m afraid the best product label was on the Krusty the Klown Home Pregnancy Test: WARNING: Product may cause birth defects.

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10 Questions inspired by the TOp 25 thread.

Best guest appearance, appearing as self
Alec Baldwin, Kim Basinger

Best guest appearance, appearing as a character
Daiv Duchovny, Gillian Anderson

Best Daydream Sequence
Homer playing foosball with Michelangelo’s David; Marge w/ Lee Majors

Most touching moment
Homer’s letter to Lisa after he becomes stupid again.

Most touching and humorous moment
Homer saving Maggie from being baptized

Best Sign
that religious school: We Put The “Fun” In Fundamentalist Dogma

Most Disgusting Thing Homer Has Eaten
Sandwich found behind the radiator/ the pizza he licks on the garbage hill, mmmmmm 64 slices of American processed cheese

Best ‘Location’ Episode
Japan - The 'Godzilla " turbulence gets me everytime

Best Bart Prank Call
Amanda Hugnkiss

Best Homer ‘Smart’ Moment
“I’ve had just about enough of your Vassar bashing young lady!”

May I add a few More?

Best Principle Skinner/Mother moment
Seymour, what time is it…RIGHT NOW!!!

Best Smithers “Is He Gay?” scene.
On vacation at the resort where no one gets their picture taken
“Hello, Smithers, you’re quite good at turning me on”

Best Selma/Patty moment
Is it just me or did it get fatter in here?

Best Lionel Hutz line
Well your honor we have plenty of conjecture and hearsay, those are kinds of evidence

Best Really-Make-You-Think episode
The angel, Frank Grimes ( this episode made me hate Homer)

Best Sideshow Bob line
Hello, Bart,Bart…he’s probably just a little shy because of all those times I tried to kill him

man i love that show

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Best movie parody
When Homer is friends with Ned Flanders and wants to ask to play golf. When the Flanders drive off Homer chases him like in Terminator 2.
‘I guess he didn’t see me!’

Best song
Apu in the Streetcar Named Desire musical.
‘I am just a simple paperboy, no romance do I seek.
I just wanted forty cents, for my deliveries last week.
Will this bewitching floozy
Seduce this humble newsie?
Oh, what’s a paperboy to… doooooo?’

Always gets a laugh whenever my friends or I sing it.

From the same ep-
Best scene for which they got sued for
The musical number describing New Orleans

Long before the Superdome,
Where the Saints of football play,
There’s a city where the damned call home,
Hear their hellish rondelet:

New Orleans!
Home of pirates, drunks, and whores…
New Orleans!
Tacky, overpriced souvenir stores…

If you want to go to hell, you should take a trip
To the Sodom and Gomorrah of the Mississip’:

New Orleans!
Stinking, rotten, vomiting, vile…
New Orleans!
Putrid, brackish, maggotty, foul…

New Orleans!
Crummy, lousy, rancid and rank…
New Orleans!

Best trophy Bart got
‘Everybody gets a trophy day’

From the same ep-
Best advice Homer gives
‘It is not OK to lose’

runner up-
‘You tried and you failed. The moral of the story is - never try’

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No, it’s got to be “Remember what Vince Lombardi said: if you lose, you’re out of the family.” (from the same ep)

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Best Burns Song
“See My Vest.”

Best Movie Parody
The “Rear Window” episode.

Best use of a song
“Summer Wind” with Ralph alone and naked in the busted swimming pool.
“Old Man River” in the Tom & Huck episode.

Best Phil Hartmann one-shot character
Lyle Langley in the Monorail episode.

Best use of Nancy Cartwright’s voice
The “David & Goliath Part 2” episode. She did Bart, Ralph, and Nelson. WOW!

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“Most Disgusting Thing Homer Has Eaten
Sandwich found behind the radiator”

I must have missed that episode. My answer for this would’ve been that damn 6 foot long hoagie that Homer munched on for 2 weeks, finally giving himself food poisoning. :vomit: