This is exactly what I meant - exactly - and I wish I was knowledgeable enough to have just mentioned that in the first place instead of posting my OP which was quite admittedly very harsh and indelicate. Thank you.
There’s no reason for this to have been moved here other than because the moderator feels like power tripping.
Unfortunately all the mods are tall and skinny.
And they’re good-looking, so they’ve never had to be nice to get what they’ve wanted.
Alright. Anyway, I’ve apologized three times for my OP, and now I’m going to apologize once more, and I mean it. It was never my intention to imply that all people of a certain body type are jerks. I was trying to basically express the idea in Maastricht’s links, but I did so very rudely, and for this, I am sorry. I bear no ill will against anyone.
ETA: While I’m at it, I apologize to Czarcasm also for calling him names. It was not really necessary and I don’t want to get into a pissing match.
Nope, but I have noticed that tall skinny guys tend to have big dicks and also tend to be really good at cunnilingus. Sorry there, AT, did your girlfriend run off with a tall skinny guy? Well, now you know why!
The above also explains the egotism…
Please note that statements of fact belong in General Questions, not The BBQ Pit.
Thank you.
I wish I resembled that remark.
Anyway, I admit it, it’s just jealousy. I am five foot two and weigh two hundred and eighty pounds. My penis is two inches long and five inches in diameter, and my girlfriend just left me for Michael Phelps. So I’m just bitter.
AwRIGHT, TunaCanMan, right on! 
punches Towers on his tiny shoulder 
Yup, they call me Charlie, and it ain’t because I’m a member of the Viet Cong or a silent film star.
I don’t know about Czarcasm, but moving threads does make me feel tingley all over.
Do they make jackboots to fit your tall and skinny legs?
How the hell do they make jackboots small enough to fit a hummingbird?
Wee little jackboot cobblers 
I can’t even imagine how that height/weight ratio is capable of sustaining human life. Im almost a hundred pounds heavier than you at your height, and almost anybody would call me thin.
It’s definitely possible. I lived for two years in a house with a guy who fit that description, except he was about 6’6. He drove me absolutely insane with his bullshit, which was really the inspiration for this ill-begotten thread in the first place. Thank Christ I have my own place now…
Damnit! Now I have to like you again.
[sup]JK, Always have. Well, mostly…[/sup]
I actually joined this thread to second Argent’s purely anecdotal evidence. As ANECDOTAL EVIDENCE* only, I can say that all of the tall skinny guys I’ve known in my 27 years have, to a man, been assholes*.
*ANECDOTAL EVIDENCE is only evidence in the sense that it’s not, really.
I once worked with a guy who was about 6’4" and probably weighed 150 or so. He had a goatee and looked like an identical twin of Tom Green. This guy was absolutely the surliest, rudest, most unlikeable piece of shit ever. He was totally pretentious - one of those guys who only listened to rap, and thought that rap was the absolute pinnacle of musical achievement and that all other music was beneath it. The only other kind of music he ever listened to was old-time blues, for some reason. He thought of himself as this great intellectual-yet-street-smart guy, but everyone there hated him because of his surly attitude.
I think the part two of this thread should be “Is Everyone Who Enjoys Rap Music In Any Fashion A Talll And Skinny Asshole?” I don’t see how that could fail…
The only thing he ever listened to besides gangsta rap and old Delta blues recorded on a wax cylinder in 1903, was NPR.